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\"The<\/a>

The Grab Bag #62 – Astral Erection & the Inheritance by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nThe seasons are finally changing, and change is just what perpetual nerd Jacob could use. But when the brainy guy with more dreams than disappointing reality tries an experiment, his days ignored on campus may end in a climactic way no guy ever dreamed of, not even him. And twin sisters Beverly and Bethany thought change was coming in the form of an inheritance, one they never expected from the creepy uncle they avoided for years. But is the inheritance actually a ploy to change the hot twins\u2019 affections towards that very uncle? Grab some seasonal changes as the Grab Bag heats up nicely this month!<\/p>\n

This Grab Bag includes:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Astral Erection<\/strong>: Jacob Bunkle was a nerd on campus, but one with a pet project he’d spent years trying to prove. An imaginative boy, Jacob knows the power of the mind has not been fully explored, and he’s convinced there’s a way to merge the physics with the astrophysics of Astral Projection. His every fantasy has become untethered from his mind, but remains very much tethered to another part of his anatomy. <\/p>\n

The Inheritance<\/strong>: Beverly and Bethany don’t have great opinions of their late Uncle Kent, but that doesn’t mean the twins aren’t thrilled with what he left them. The classic Mustangs are everything a college girl could want, one a sporty red with white racing stripes, the other a quirky custom pink painted car. Yet these cars require certain drivers.<\/p>\n

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Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The seasons are finally changing, and change is just what perpetual nerd Jacob could use. But when the brainy guy with more dreams than disappointing reality tries an experiment, his days ignored on campus may end in a climactic way no guy ever dreamed of, not even him. And twin sisters Beverly and Bethany thought … <\/p>\n

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