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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #61 – Devilish Deceptions & Scared Stupid by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nMarch means things are heating up, and warm can become unbearably hot Heat can turn devilish for a mysteriously powerful man talked into a massage at a mall one day. And a brilliantly intelligent young woman may feel her own heat after watching a very stupid movie on a date with her boyfriend, who has his own ideas about entertainment.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Devilish Deceptions:<\/strong> Families with power manipulate and use, and no family has done that more than the Ablo family. But the son of that family wants out, a young man who goes by D. They have a talent most wouldn’t believe, yet D. has always been a romantic. But when he meets a lovely Asian beauty named Jasbee she may not be any less manipulative and deceiving than his own father.<\/p>\n

Scared Stupid:<\/strong> For their date tonight, high school senior Michael is taking his beautiful intelligent girlfriend Victoria to see the one movie everyone is talking about. Unfortunately for her most of the talk is about how horribly produced the movie is, a typical scary movie called Scared Stupid. Victoria will find out, and she might just discover that there are some movies so bad, they make you stupid.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Soon On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

March means things are heating up, and warm can become unbearably hot Heat can turn devilish for a mysteriously powerful man talked into a massage at a mall one day. And a brilliantly intelligent young woman may feel her own heat after watching a very stupid movie on a date with her boyfriend, who has … <\/p>\n

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