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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #63 – Trance-tory Sleep Solutions & Going Viral by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The full moon has risen as Kastle Kreme falls into dark, dismal, and distinctly depraved times! Selfies will keep you up at night, a man\u2019s wife tired of being up all night, her solution keeping her husband UP in all new ways as she becomes a doll. Then face a viral outbreak with no vaccines available as a sharp female executive becomes a dull cow all thanks to the spreading BOVID-19!<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Trance-tory Sleep Solutions<\/strong> – Jeff’s wife Jenny is hot, her exotic Asian heritage appreciated by his friends. But lately she isn’t getting hardly any sleep at all. After dealing with sleep loss for over a month, Jenny goes to the pharmacy and returns with Trance-tory Sleep Solutions, so new to the market they aren’t even sold yet. They guarantee eight hours a night. Jeff soon realizes he has more than a hot wife, she’s a doll.<\/p>\n

Going Viral<\/strong> – Gatherings are being affected by the big virus in the news, but female executive Miranda has to show up for a celebratory end of quarter work party at a bar. Her drunken coworker Mike claims she’s going to catch the virus… but he isn’t making a poorly thought out Corona-virus joke. Is there something called BOVID-19… and will Miranda be mooo-ving down the corporate ladder after catching it?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The full moon has risen as Kastle Kreme falls into dark, dismal, and distinctly depraved times! Selfies will keep you up at night, a man\u2019s wife tired of being up all night, her solution keeping her husband UP in all new ways as she becomes a doll. Then face a viral outbreak with no vaccines … <\/p>\n

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