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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #64 – Country Bumped Kin & Silly Slut Soda by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nThe frights were delicious, but the meal has only just begun.Witness a city girl going country, whether she wants to or not, and getting herself nice and full\u2026 maybe not with food. Then wash down the meal with a crisp chilled Silly Soda, the only carbonated beverage where the bubbles pop more than delicious flavor!<\/p>\n

Save room for the Thanksgiving Feast all month long, the Kreme Kornucopia, over 100,000 words of fresh Kreme!<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Country Bumped Kin:<\/strong> Penelope Sanderson is a powerful businesswoman who seldom has time for pleasantries. Yet nobody could ever imagine the fierce educated woman was once Penny Sanders, sweet farm girl whose parents never accepted their daughter’s ambitious achievements. Can Penelope resist whatever is changing her back into a surprisingly horny country girl, or is she helpless to avoid a most rural fate?<\/p>\n

Silly Slut Soda:<\/strong> After an adult marital aid is pulled from the market due to perverted side effects, one man will make sure the world learns of Silly Slut Soda. Released under the name Silly Soda, branded as all natural non-soda, three normal interactions will turn slutty in three different ways.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The frights were delicious, but the meal has only just begun.Witness a city girl going country, whether she wants to or not, and getting herself nice and full\u2026 maybe not with food. Then wash down the meal with a crisp chilled Silly Soda, the only carbonated beverage where the bubbles pop more than delicious flavor! … <\/p>\n

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