{"id":45065,"date":"2022-11-08T20:25:09","date_gmt":"2022-11-09T02:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45065"},"modified":"2022-11-09T17:21:32","modified_gmt":"2022-11-09T23:21:32","slug":"sometimes-theres-a-doll-to-be-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/11\/08\/sometimes-theres-a-doll-to-be-found\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes there’s a doll to be found"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Life as a Blowup Doll by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nSigma Nu has a campus tradition of pranking the most loser looking freshman in cruel ways with the help of humiliating photos and mass emails. <\/p>\n

But what happens when one of those freshmen knows a little something about voodoo… and the sorority girls pranking him leave strands of hair in sticky hand cream on a blowup doll beside him?<\/p>\n

Cameron has a dark playful entity watching over him, and with the help of that guardian and his voodoo practices, Hannah, Leah, and Ashley will be getting intimately acquainted with what it means to be empty, inflatable, and quite possibly pop-able.<\/p>\n

Life can be cruel, but for the cruel this time, it’s Life as a Blowup Doll.<\/p>\n

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College is all about opening one’s eyes to the possibilities that anything is possible, and so it seems fitting that a mystical force tells its own tale, a playful trickster watching over those of us mere humans, and that story takes place at a college where an awkward and picked on boy is about to start school every bit as picked on and awkward as he ever was. But this time, the prank he suffers may just push him past limits most mere humans have ever known thanks in part to a guardian force on his side.<\/p>\n

Cameron has always been the geek with the thick glasses and few friends. But now that he is starting his freshman year of college, everything can finally change. He can be redefined as he so chooses, and that is the only thing Cameron isn’t missing about home in his new dorm room. As he flips through his occult magazines, reading about methods and practices of voodoo as just one of his geek-minded hobbies, Cameron could never imagine that when he falls asleep that night, his college life will start out just as bad as he could ever imagine.<\/p>\n

Normally three whispering hot coeds sneaking into Cameron’s room after the lights are out might be a fantasy, but on this night for Cameron it will end up nothing short of a nightmare. That’s because tradition at Sigma Nu sorority has girls teamed up to sneak into only the biggest potential losers of the freshman class each year, playing a prank on them that always goes viral and assures those losers remain very much losers for the rest of their college lives.<\/p>\n

Using the freshman face book to find the geekiest or goofiest new losers, this semester finds three close friends and hot nubile coeds, Hannah, Leah, and Ashley, quietly creeping into Cameron’s room with a most cruel method of mental torture in mind.<\/p>\n

For the theme of Sigma Nu’s freshman freak prank this time, every team of girls will take photos of their victims in bed with blowup dolls. And so Hannah, Leah, and Ashley stealthily blow up a doll while Cameron peacefully sleeps. But when Leah spots some hand cream near the bed, she and the other girls quickly get a downright devious idea of how to make sure they win the prize for biggest freshman freak prank.<\/p>\n

As Cameron never even realizes he’s unconsciously hugging the doll they placed in his bed while he sleeps, the girls each generously pour, ooze, and spray the hand cream all over parts of the doll, truly making it look like Cameron had quite the sordid little time with it.<\/p>\n

After snapping plenty of pictures, the photos to go out in a mass email to all students across the campus the next morning, Hannah, Leah, and Ashley finish their job and leave… deciding to leave his dorm room door wide open as well. <\/p>\n

But when Cameron awakens to cruel snickering comments and a crowd standing in the door to his dorm, he realizes any chance of redefining himself in college has ended before he even had a chance to try. <\/p>\n

Horrified and confused as he finds himself hugging a stick creamy blowup doll, Cameron knows just from the scent of the hand cream that it isn’t what the others think. But that isn’t helping, especially when the humiliation cranks up a notch after that email comes through about how Sigma Nu there’d be freshman freaks on campus this year!<\/p>\n

And that is when enraged Cameron knows that college is over for him, that he can never live this down. But after finding hairs from those girls who pranked him stuck in the hand cream on that doll, he finds himself slipping over a dark edge, plotting to put some voodoo knowledge to the ultimate test. Thanks to a certain mystical prankster watching over him and feeling sorry for the life he has been given, this vengeful dabbling in the dark arts may work better than even Cameron would have thought possible.<\/p>\n

What will happen when Leah finds herself idly thinking back on the blowup doll during a night in with her boyfriend David? Why is her voice fading, and could her arms and legs be feeling a little numb and rubbery because she’s been sitting on the couch too long? But will David notice that something is wrong with his girlfriend… or will he simply fix what’s wrong with the help of a push pump he uses on bicycle tires?<\/p>\n

And what will Ashley think upon waking the next day to find her mouth completely numb and open in a wide O shape? Is it really just a prank the guy she hooked up with last night played by putting something in her drink? Will a desperate trip to the campus medical building help stop the numbness from spreading outward as her jaw soon feels as stuck in position as her mouth? Or will the busty Ashley find out just how busty she can get when some freshman find her in the waiting room?<\/p>\n

Finally, what about Hannah, the real brains of the operation to humiliate Cameron? Will she take the prize for best freshman freak prank after seemingly forgetting her two friends ever existed… or will she become the prize at a sorority party that has guys all over campus treating her like the very doll she becomes?<\/p>\n

In college you find out who you really are, who you are destined to be. But three sorority girls are about to find out that theirs will be a most unusual life… a Life as a Blowup Doll.<\/p>\n

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Koming next… It’s obviously a con…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sigma Nu has a campus tradition of pranking the most loser looking freshman in cruel ways with the help of humiliating photos and mass emails. But what happens when one of those freshmen knows a little something about voodoo… and the sorority girls pranking him leave strands of hair in sticky hand cream on a … <\/p>\n

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