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\"Tongue<\/a>

Tongue of Truth by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nThere aren’t many late-night locales in small towns, but a pub finds Larry Larson doing his usual routine, spinning an intricate lie to bed another beautiful woman.<\/p>\n

But when his latest conquest fails, Larry and his buddies are surprised by a gorgeous woman from Larry’s recent past, a woman who saw through his lying ways and intends to get revenge.<\/p>\n

Chanting an apparent curse on Larry, he soon finds his lies become instant truth, even about himself. But as Larry makes the best of a bad situation, is there much more about him and this cursing woman than anyone could ever imagine?<\/p>\n

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There’s probably one in every town, far more in the larger towns, but in one small village of a community, Larry Larson is the liar every beautiful woman is probably going to get to know at one point or another. He’s a man with the tongue to tell whatever lie it takes to bed the next beauty… but is his lying tongue about to finally tell the truth?<\/p>\n

On an ordinary night at the local pub, Larry is a bit too drunk to pull off the heroic firefighter lie to a cute brunette named Megan. But when he returns to the table where his buddies Bill and Wyatt wait to see how their ever-charming dirty dog of a friend did, all three of them get quite the surprise.<\/p>\n

Practically the entire pub goes silent as a woman more beautiful than most walks through the crowd, right up to Larry Larson. And as all eyes fall to this beautiful woman, Larry is perhaps the only one trying to avoid her… and that is because this is a woman Larry lied to, claiming his troop was being deployed to score a passionate night with her weeks earlier.<\/p>\n

Helen is her name, and she has seen through Larry’s game, grabbing him and speaking what sounds like some sort of magical curse on him with fierce intensity. “Truth be you, truth to say. Your tongue speaks the truth starting this day,” she says, her eyes nearly glowing. <\/p>\n

And as she walks off, Larry is left more unnerved than the liar has ever been about his epic luck with the opposite sex in this small town.<\/p>\n

Dismissing the truly odd encounter with Helen, Larry’s buddies ask what happened with the brunette near the bar, and that is when Larry spins one of his usual lies to make himself look good even in failure. <\/p>\n

But will the lie he spins about Megan being some cheap prostitute instantly become the truth, as the innocent woman he’d been trying to hit on starts doing business in the alley behind the bar?<\/p>\n

Will the lies Larry tells the cute coed in a neighboring apartment later that night about just how skilled a lover he is have that virginal coed swelling up with more than just passion? <\/p>\n

And has Larry Larson truly been cursed by a beautiful witch named Helen?<\/p>\n

As Larry comes to learn every lie he tells, even the ones about himself, instantly become the honest truth, he may face an escalating insanity of transformational and sex-crazed reckonings for his lying ways. But do Larry and Helen share more than it first seems, and are they even who they each seem to be?<\/p>\n

Lying Larry always simply wanted what any man does, but will the Tongue of Truth give everyone a taste of what happens when a lie grows out of control?<\/p>\n

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Koming next… That’s just mental<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There aren’t many late-night locales in small towns, but a pub finds Larry Larson doing his usual routine, spinning an intricate lie to bed another beautiful woman. But when his latest conquest fails, Larry and his buddies are surprised by a gorgeous woman from Larry’s recent past, a woman who saw through his lying ways … <\/p>\n

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