{"id":45134,"date":"2022-12-05T22:19:35","date_gmt":"2022-12-06T04:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45134"},"modified":"2022-12-06T17:32:41","modified_gmt":"2022-12-06T23:32:41","slug":"krismas-can-be-a-trap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/12\/05\/krismas-can-be-a-trap\/","title":{"rendered":"Krismas can be a Trap"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Booby Trapped Bride by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nAs if her own high-strung overthinking wasn’t bad enough, one holiday bride gets a call that has her truly full of wedding day jitters. <\/p>\n

Told by a mysteriously disguised voice that she has been Booby Trapped, Caroline is given three tasks, none of them easy. After failing the first and seeing that the threat is indeed real, will she avoid looking like a fetish bridal porn model before walking down the aisle?<\/p>\n

Who would do such a thing to her on such an important day? Could it be a jealous ex, an angry ex, or her fianc\u00e9e himself? It’s a holiday mystery as full of suspense as Caroline is about to be full of whatever is turning her into the Booby Trapped Bride.<\/p>\n

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Caroline is a blushing bride who may just be blushing a whole lot more after getting two big gifts she never asked for on her big day. Already dressed and ready to walk down the aisle early, Caroline can’t help but be her usual over-thinking self, worrying about nearly every aspect of the most important day of her life. But could there be a worry she never imagined waiting just a phone call away?<\/p>\n

In the room at the back of the church, only Caroline’s father deals with the pre-wedding jitters probably every bride has. But Caroline is questioning everything, whether having a holiday season wedding will lead to resentment as the honeymoon has them missing Christmas, whether her fianc\u00e9e Mark will be happy with her, whether the dress she has looks okay and worried that it looks like it might swallow her small frame up.<\/p>\n

But as she soon finds herself alone, meant to relax, reassured that everything will turn out the way it was meant to be, Caroline gets a phone call that shakes her future marriage right to the core. <\/p>\n

A distorted voice on the phone seems to enjoy letting her know that she has been Booby Trapped. Told she will have to complete three tasks and that failure on each task will result in her small perky breasts becoming bigger and bigger, Caroline naturally assumes it is a weird joke. Someone who knew the high-strung businesswoman is just trying to mess with her wedding day, and Caroline wants to know who… but her concerns change quickly after the failure to even attempt the first humiliating and inappropriate task.<\/p>\n

Caroline’s breasts grow, bigger and bigger, and suddenly she finds that the dress no longer swallows her up, but will Caroline swallow her pride and fear to complete the remaining tasks? Will Caroline find herself walking down that aisle with too much weight up top? And will she figure out who Booby Trapped her in the first place?<\/p>\n

A disgruntled ex of hers, a jealous ex of Mark’s, or could it be Mark himself, there are plenty of possibilities, and Caroline finds herself full of so much more than just the neurotic worries and anxieties she already was dealing with. <\/p>\n

The 12 Days of Krismas wishes one unfortunate bride a very Happy Wedding Day, with not one but two big gifts she never registered for!<\/p>\n

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Koming next… That’s not the policy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As if her own high-strung overthinking wasn’t bad enough, one holiday bride gets a call that has her truly full of wedding day jitters. Told by a mysteriously disguised voice that she has been Booby Trapped, Caroline is given three tasks, none of them easy. After failing the first and seeing that the threat is … <\/p>\n

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