{"id":45193,"date":"2023-01-02T16:25:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-02T22:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45193"},"modified":"2023-01-02T16:25:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-02T22:25:04","slug":"get-ready-for-the-1000th-tale-from-the-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/01\/02\/get-ready-for-the-1000th-tale-from-the-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"Get ready for the 1000th Tale from the Kreme!"},"content":{"rendered":"

More than a decade ago readers began an epic journey through the very depths of what your minds could possibly imagine when it came to all things twisted, tempting, and torrid. But prepare to go absolutely Mindless with the 1000th Tale from the Kreme!<\/p>\n

\"1000thbook<\/a><\/p>\n

A story so mind bending, so twisted, so intertwined with everything within the Kreme universe you won’t be able to handle one reading alone, this 1000th book will take you back to a mystery ten years old and may answer the question one small town has been trying to solve, what happened to fifty students, their chaperone teacher, and the bus driver when they were stranded in a storm with the enigmatic Mr. Grey?<\/p>\n

That’s right, readers, there’s even more to the biggest book in the Kreme library, Fifty Shades of Kreme, and this twisted 1000th tale will take you alongside fiercely determined and always mindful Detective Mandi Mind, as she goes out of her way and quite possibly out of her mind to find out what happened when those students disappeared and were never heard from again… what happened when something even more impossible took place in recent months out at Grey Manor. The ordinary evidence she finds points to extraordinary impossibilities, and will take readers through some of the most epic popular tales of the past ten years, looking at those tales and the stories they shared in all new ways.<\/p>\n

Will this young detective discover the games SINtendo plays with players, corrupting their minds and bodies? Will she see the temptations offered by the twisted Trance-tory? And will Detective Mandi Mind witness the depraved deviance created in donning a Donnie the Demon costume? With a plot too complex to tease at, one thing is absolutely certain as this epic tale weaves an intricate web of connections readers never knew were there between more than a half dozen other legendary lengthy Kreme original tales. As Detective Mandi Mind tackles the case that may make or break her career… she may be broken in all new ways forever by coming face to face with the one and only Kris P. Kreme, who happens to be writing her very story.<\/p>\n

So prepare your bodies for the 1000th tale, because it will leave you absolutely… Mindless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

More than a decade ago readers began an epic journey through the very depths of what your minds could possibly imagine when it came to all things twisted, tempting, and torrid. But prepare to go absolutely Mindless with the 1000th Tale from the Kreme! A story so mind bending, so twisted, so intertwined with everything … <\/p>\n

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