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Get ready to feel the love with three brand new Tales from the Kreme, each one featuring a different ancient artifact connected to the most powerful influencer of love in all of history… Cupid.<\/p>\n

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When these artifacts find their way into the hands of those who may not fully appreciate their powers, will love turn to lust as minds and bodies are passionately perversely played with in ways of truly twisted temptation?<\/p>\n

Beginning on Valentine’s Day, get ready to love the lust with special thanks from your’s truly, The Kreme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Get ready to feel the love with three brand new Tales from the Kreme, each one featuring a different ancient artifact connected to the most powerful influencer of love in all of history… Cupid. When these artifacts find their way into the hands of those who may not fully appreciate their powers, will love turn … <\/p>\n

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