{"id":45573,"date":"2023-07-16T15:51:55","date_gmt":"2023-07-16T20:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45573"},"modified":"2023-07-17T16:26:50","modified_gmt":"2023-07-17T21:26:50","slug":"always-read-the-label-readers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/07\/16\/always-read-the-label-readers\/","title":{"rendered":"Always read the label Readers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Properly Sized by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nHayden Hunt has just won more than bragging rights yet again at his exclusive downtown gym. He’s beaten out his close buddies Gabe and Mason in the gym’s yearly fitness competition, and they all know what that means for the Greek God looking hulking blonde. At the catered party in an hour, Hayden will have his pick of the hottest women attending, and he’s already grinning just thinking about it.<\/p>\n

But as much as Hayden looks like Thor, his buddies are quick to point out that his look could use improvement. Having a saggy stretched workout shirt might be fine for the three of them, but girls really wanna see those muscles pop, and Hayden’s definitely not showing off that prize-winning physique of his or doing himself any favors.<\/p>\n

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Hayden Hunt has just won more than bragging rights yet again at his exclusive downtown gym. He’s beaten out his close buddies Gabe and Mason in the gym’s yearly fitness competition, and they all know what that means for the Greek God looking hulking blonde. At the catered party in an hour, Hayden will have his pick of the hottest women attending, and he’s already grinning just thinking about it.<\/p>\n

But as much as Hayden looks like Thor, his buddies are quick to point out that his look could use improvement. Having a saggy stretched workout shirt might be fine for the three of them, but girls really wanna see those muscles pop, and Hayden’s definitely not showing off that prize-winning physique of his or doing himself any favors.<\/p>\n

When Hayden questions how he can really do anything about it, given they have less than an hour before the big gym party celebrating his victory, Gabe has just the plan. According to Gabe, the gym has plenty of new fitness attire up on the fifth floor, sponsors and other partners wanting their athletic apparel promoted giving the gym boxes of the stuff. So all he’ll have to do is sneak up there on the private staff elevator and snag one of the tight shirts that better shows off his body.<\/p>\n

As much as Hayden knows Gabe and Mason like to give him a hard time, he also sees their point, especially when hearing that some sexy twins are expected to be at the party. But when this hulking blonde god of a man finds himself up on the fifth floor, Gabe planning to send the elevator back up for him shortly, he discovers something he hadn’t expected. The boxes of athletic apparel are from Trance-tory.<\/p>\n

Digging through the boxes, Hayden does find one containing shirts, but unfortunately they are all pink tank tops with the name of a new athletic apparel by Trance-tory on the front. And while the got fit? line certainly seems well made with all the features one would want in athletic apparel, he isn’t crazy about putting on a girl’s tank top.<\/p>\n

But after searching nearly every box, he’s having no luck finding the guy’s version of the shirts, and what’s really wrong with wearing a little pink, especially when he knows nothing will make his muscles pop more than a tight undersized girl’s tank top.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for hulking bodybuilder Hayden, slipping the shirt on might just pop more than his muscles. What is going on when he immediately finds his skin softening, his voice changing, and his rock hard pecs swelling up? What is with the strange features he misread on the label of the shirts, micro-fem-fibers, and mental wicking? And what will Gabe and Mason think of their no longer hulking friend when she steps off that elevator? <\/p>\n

Readers Choice Month works out and works up to embracing its feminine side with a twisted tale about a bodybuilder building the body he never knew she wanted. <\/p>\n

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Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Koming next… Time to Tune in…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hayden Hunt has just won more than bragging rights yet again at his exclusive downtown gym. He’s beaten out his close buddies Gabe and Mason in the gym’s yearly fitness competition, and they all know what that means for the Greek God looking hulking blonde. At the catered party in an hour, Hayden will have … <\/p>\n

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