{"id":45579,"date":"2023-07-18T19:11:04","date_gmt":"2023-07-19T00:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45579"},"modified":"2023-07-19T18:00:46","modified_gmt":"2023-07-19T23:00:46","slug":"that-channels-odd-readers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/07\/18\/that-channels-odd-readers\/","title":{"rendered":"That channel’s odd Readers"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tune in & Turn On by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nWhen Sal Callahan is willing to do anything to stop Channel 69’s slumping numbers, he implements a questionable new station AI in order to enhance their three remaining programs. <\/p>\n

But when that station AI misunderstands his desire for their programming to be turned on, the stars of Pitching a Tent with Patty find themselves getting down and dirty outdoors, the stars of Deanna’s Design Decor paint more womb than room, and Hardcore News with Ashley Andrews gets seriously hardcore.<\/p>\n

But what will Sal think when he tunes in to see how the AI is enhancing their shows, and is Channel 69 bound for a whole new kind of very pleased audiences?<\/p>\n

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Sal Callahan, owner of independent TV channel 69 has had it with the dropping numbers of their ratings, but his attempts to raise viewership may raise a whole lot more. Using AI to enhance the only three programs left on the independent channel, his misunderstood requests lead the AI to ensuring that more than just the shows are turned on.<\/p>\n

AI seems to be replacing everything these days, and Sal Callahan believes the AI technology his tech supervisor Bill recently installed in their control board at the station will be the one advantage he has that bigger name streaming services finally can’t compete with. Bill tries to tell him the technology may do nothing at all, that it is very new, and the way he hooked it up to cameras, sound, every feed both to and from the shows out being filmed, may or may not help. But Sal is determined, and that is why he uses the simplistic dialogue box Bill set up for communicating to the new station AI.<\/p>\n

Typing in that he wants all of their programming turned on, Sal could never imagine that the AI interprets that simple request in a way that may truly have a whole new slate of viewers eagerly tuning in.<\/p>\n

Pitching a Tent with Patty is Channel 69’s outdoor survival show, competing in a heavily popular market, benefitting mostly from the cute college age girls hosting the show in the form of Patty and her sister Rita. But when filming their latest episode about quite literally pitching a tent, Patty may soon inspire all sorts of different tent pitching thrills as she suddenly finds herself mindlessly turned on. Will her sister and their cameraman fall prey to the same sudden lust?<\/p>\n

On the home decorating renovation program Deanna’s Design Decor, beautiful southern blonde Deanna is working with cameraman partner Matthew on techniques to properly paint a wall. But after the AI enhancements hit will the both of them be more interested in painting the walls of Deanna’s tight little womb?<\/p>\n

And finally when Channel 69 top talent Ashley Andrews confronts a shady politician with ties to underage bondage, will Hardcore News with Ashley Andrews be living up to its name as the politician and her cameraman Ted soon have her being a horny bitch all tied up for their enjoyment?<\/p>\n

Readers Choice Month gets infected by the childlike mind of AI, and some very adult repercussions are more than just felt.<\/p>\n

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Koming next… You can make… anything…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Sal Callahan is willing to do anything to stop Channel 69’s slumping numbers, he implements a questionable new station AI in order to enhance their three remaining programs. But when that station AI misunderstands his desire for their programming to be turned on, the stars of Pitching a Tent with Patty find themselves getting … <\/p>\n

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