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The Milf Maker by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nWhen Bobby’s mother Connie is freaking out because something went wrong while he was trying to install the new smart dimmer switch she got, it’s unsurprising. <\/p>\n

Since his dad got deployed for a year overseas, Bobby has realized his mother thinks every problem is a crisis. But at least there’s his college friend Greg to solve the problem, even if Greg always has eyes for Connie, poking fun at Bobby and calling her the milf that got him so obsessed with older sexy women.<\/p>\n

Today though, will Connie possibly become exactly that after she and Bobby watch a help video on Greg’s laptop and somehow she finds herself changing with every sponsored ad that video contains?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Everyday is a crisis in the Edwards household, or at least that is how Bobby’s mother Connie sees it. She’s constantly worried about every little project around the house since Bobby’s dad has been deployed overseas for a year. But on a day when she is pacing and thinking the worst about a wiring mishap with a new smart dimmer switch in the kitchen, the real crisis may come with the best friend of Bobby’s who intends to help them out.<\/p>\n

Bobby has always been able to count on Greg, even if he also has always had to put up with Greg’s incessant flirting with his mother. Greg has always been snarky, sarcastic, and singly obsessed with milfs. He’s also always claimed that Connie was the milf to start it all even if Connie isn’t the curviest fantasy milf he probably imagines her to be. Still, despite everything Greg has been someone they can both count on during his father’s absence since Greg does know home improvement and all things technically supportive.<\/p>\n

But when Greg pulls up a support video for Bobby and his mother to watch in Bobby’s bedroom, talking Greg through the correct wiring of that smart dimmer switch, one crisis may lead to an entirely different and far hotter one.<\/p>\n

As they are watching the video, Bobby at his desk, Connie leaning over behind him, a series of bizarre sponsored ads begin to annoy Bobby and unknown to him change his sweet mother right behind his back.<\/p>\n

What begins with a clothing ad that somehow changes the clothing on Connie’s body, leads into vitamin ads which plump up very specific parts of that differently clothed body. And every time Connie finds the resolve to speak up, confused about what is going on, wondering if she is imagining things, Bobby simply dismisses her calling out instructions to Greg in the other room. <\/p>\n

But what is Connie changing into, and did Greg know about it, especially considering she more and more is looking and soon thinking like the horny milf he always fantasized about her being?<\/p>\n

As the dimmer switch gets to working, will Connie be dimmer herself, hungering for just what Greg has in his pants? And how will Bobby react when he finally realizes what his mother has become thanks to the corrupting ads of a strange company called Milf Maker?<\/p>\n

Readers Choice Month introduces a brand new Kremey company alongside the likes of Trance-tory and SINtendo. And this company has one simple goal… The Milf Maker.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Koming next… The Trap is back…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Bobby’s mother Connie is freaking out because something went wrong while he was trying to install the new smart dimmer switch she got, it’s unsurprising. Since his dad got deployed for a year overseas, Bobby has realized his mother thinks every problem is a crisis. But at least there’s his college friend Greg to … <\/p>\n

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