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Hot Kreme by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nIt\u2019s the hottest it has been in 125,000 years\u2026 and everything is melting! So dive right into the best part of the heat this August with a special Kreme Kollection sure to give you the heat you want rather than the heat you have!<\/p>\n

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Air Conditioning:<\/strong> When a rich girl used to getting her way finally gets her parent’s huge home all to herself for a month, it couldn’t be a worse time for the air conditioning to stop working. Trance-tory Air Conditioning conditions much more than the air, and before long Natalie may forget all about the heat outside and focus on the heat inside as she goes from bitchy princess to a real doll for these handy men.<\/p>\n

The Doggy Days of Summer:<\/strong> Inspired by her body and dedicated to keeping her to himself, Dave uses Courtney’s gullibility against her, making up a story about The Doggy Days of Summer, days the sun is very deadly for Courtney. Gullibility is powerful these days, but not as powerful as The Doggy Days of Summer.<\/p>\n

A Hot Mess by Kris Kreme:<\/strong> When Henry’s adopted daughters disobey and have wild parties while he is away, leaving a mess he has to deal with, the non-confrontational man is at a loss what to do. The solution comes when he orders a unique device from an electronics hobbyist magazine. The subliminal modification user telefiltration device supposedly can have his daughters internalize their obsession with parties and messes.<\/p>\n

Hot Under the Collar:<\/strong> Preacher Paul is relaxing before meeting with seniors soon to be heading off to college. When one of those young members, Amy, soon to be studying for the ministry herself, rushes in with coffee, her clumsiness results in splashes all over the pastor’s collar he left on his desk. While an accident, Amy is horrified and has to fix her mistake… but fixing one mistake may make another.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s the hottest it has been in 125,000 years\u2026 and everything is melting! So dive right into the best part of the heat this August with a special Kreme Kollection sure to give you the heat you want rather than the heat you have!   Find it on Smashwords now! Now On Amazon!   This … <\/p>\n

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