{"id":45671,"date":"2023-09-12T19:29:47","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T00:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45671"},"modified":"2023-09-13T17:30:19","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T22:30:19","slug":"some-say-that-sintendo-is-being-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/09\/12\/some-say-that-sintendo-is-being-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Some say that SINtendo is being stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo Stupid by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nAlex is a decent guy, not interested in actually using the free download link to a SINtendo game of his choice he found on the internet.<\/p>\n

His older pal Tate thinks it would be stupid not to try it, especially considering Alex’s girlfriend Megan is a frigid manipulative bitch. Alex would never do that though… at least not until Megan rants against gaming, claiming it makes you stupid by playing.<\/p>\n

When she angrily breaks Alex’s favorite game he has been obsessing over with Tate all the time, he snaps… using the download code, finding a game to teach Megan a lesson. <\/p>\n

SINtendo Stupid lets him use a game controller to control Megan… and the goal is simple, make her stupid.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Usually Alex enjoys some late-night gaming with his middle-aged buddy Tate in one ear, the two of them fighting their way through the forests of Blanzor, an open world game full of challenges and thrills. Unfortunately on this particular night, Tate’s focus has shifted after Alex confesses to finding a link online in a hidden corner of the internet… a link to download a free SINtendo game of his choice.<\/p>\n

Claiming he isn’t interested, Alex just wants to game before his girlfriend Megan comes home. But Tate is insistent on it being stupid not to at least try it out. As he puts it, Megan certainly could use a few improvements, and SINtendo games are apparently notorious for changing frigid bitches like her into something more enjoyable. Still Alex has never been a pervert like perpetually single middle-aged Tate. He just thought it interesting to find the download link and made the mistake of telling his horny friend about it while gaming. <\/p>\n

Disconnecting from the pushy conversation about SINtendo, Alex calls out to Megan as she walks in the apartment clearly bothered to find her boyfriend playing video games. At the mention of Alex’s friend Tate, Megan seems pushed to express every horribly negative opinion she has of the older loser, and Alex is just trying to calm her down.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately Megan is in a true bitchy mood, ranting about Tate, ranting about Alex playing video games, something she assures him only makes him stupid the more he plays them. Trying to counter any of her arguments rarely does anything but stir Megan up even more, her constant complaining, her always right attitude, and her anger flaring more and more.<\/p>\n

But when Megan smacks his game system, pulls out his elite day one edition of Forests of Blanzor, and spitefully breaks the game disc right in front of him, she may soon regret her manipulative bitchy attitude.<\/p>\n

Angry and seeing that his buddy Tate had a point, Alex is online, searching among the available titles, ready to use that download he has, finding just the right SINtendo game to teach his girlfriend what being made stupid by video gaming is really all about.<\/p>\n

When Alex later calls Megan out from the bedroom, she is expecting an apology, but gets something much more as Alex grins holding his game controller up, pressing some buttons and freezing Megan where she stands.<\/p>\n

As he explains to her, he has just started a new game, SINtendo Stupid, and he now controls her actions with his game controller. The goal, he explains, is simple… to make Megan stupid. All he has to do is manipulate her the same way she manipulated him, though much more literally. <\/p>\n

Will jumping Megan like a game character, smacking her head on the ceiling start her descent into stupidity? Will having her punch herself in the tits and bounce about uncontrollably shake her brains to mush? Find out as SINtendo September provides a stupid good time with SINtendo Stupid.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming next… It’s a flaw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alex is a decent guy, not interested in actually using the free download link to a SINtendo game of his choice he found on the internet. His older pal Tate thinks it would be stupid not to try it, especially considering Alex’s girlfriend Megan is a frigid manipulative bitch. Alex would never do that though… … <\/p>\n

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