{"id":45708,"date":"2023-09-27T20:15:26","date_gmt":"2023-09-28T01:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45708"},"modified":"2023-09-28T20:10:50","modified_gmt":"2023-09-29T01:10:50","slug":"sintendo-can-really-teach-you-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/09\/27\/sintendo-can-really-teach-you-something\/","title":{"rendered":"SINtendo can really teach you something"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo 101 by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nUnsure about his innovative new course on the history, benefits, and application of video games, Professor Charles Milton knows the twenty-nine young men who registered are expecting to play games and earn easy A’s this semester.<\/p>\n

He knows their eyes will probably be more on his TA Kalah Conners than anything, but after Kalah discovers something during her research, will even Charles Milton be unable to take his eyes off her?<\/p>\n

Kalah found information about a company called SINtendo, and revealing that information on her laptop may just trigger a security firewall that changes the entire goal of Professor Milton’s new college course, as well as both of them forever.<\/p>\n

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Professor Charles Milton has a brilliant mind and innovative spirit when it comes to developing new courses of study at the small technologically savvy school he teaches at. But even he is concerned about his latest addition to the course opportunities students can choose from. But when his eager TA for the semester brings in some information she found about a secretive gaming company called SINtendo, will class be turning less than educational?<\/p>\n

Charles Milton is concerned, and with good reason, as he awaits his students for the first class of Multimedia tactical training entertainment 101. It seems that word spread before registration closed that Charles’ class is essentially video gaming 101, and so naturally only the most slacker lazy male students on campus quickly registered for the class. As much effort as he put into the course, looking into the innovations video game technology has released into the world, the benefits to all mankind, and the benefits to developing minds such games can offer… he knows that in a short time his modern class will be filled with twenty-nine young men simply looking for an easy A.<\/p>\n

About the only hope Charles has for the class being even remotely worthwhile is his TA for the semester, a grad student named Kalah, who he also knows will unfortunately probably be the focus of those bored twenty-nine male students’ attention. She’s certainly attractive enough, not that the middle-aged professor has spent as much time checking out the coeds in recent years. <\/p>\n

But when Kalah comes rushing in with her laptop, claiming to have found something amazing, something he should see about working into the course material, Professor Charles Milton could never imagine how perversely educated he is about to get.<\/p>\n

As Kalah explains, opening her laptop on one of the modern wood tables for students to sit at, she was researching any and all historically unique facts about video games… when she discovered SINtendo.<\/p>\n

It’s apparently a name that has somehow stayed under the radar for decades, all while creating and exploiting an entirely new side of the human condition for their games.<\/p>\n

Curiosity piqued as Kalah pulls up what information she found, Charles Milton is astounded to learn that Kalah discovered one fact about SINtendo they never wanted anyone to know… that SINtendo came first.<\/p>\n

Counter to the obvious that they are merely a parody of that other family gaming name so similar to theirs, SINtendo apparently was the first company to develop video gaming technology, and they’ve created a technology never seen in other games to date. <\/p>\n

When Charles asks what aspect of the human condition their games exploit so successfully, the answer may change everything about his upcoming class. Quite simply, they exploit sexuality for all of their games in one way or another, but in presenting this information to the professor just a matter of minutes before his students are due to arrive… Kalah may have just tripped a firewall like none she ever imagined.<\/p>\n

As Charles is rethinking his entire course layout, Kalah is staring into her laptop and when he notices… he can’t help but notice other things changing before his eyes. Her clothing, her body, everything is according to the screen of her laptop being corrected. But when the laptop moves on to correcting Charles Milton… just what kind of class are those twenty-nine slackers going to be showing up for?<\/p>\n

There was never more anticipation for a class, and there will never be a busier TA, putting the T and the A into every second of her time working under Professor Charles Milton and his students, than Kalah Conners. So take a seat this SINtendo September and get ready for an important lesson in lust with SINtendo 101.<\/p>\n

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Coming next… Someone’s going to be saved<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Unsure about his innovative new course on the history, benefits, and application of video games, Professor Charles Milton knows the twenty-nine young men who registered are expecting to play games and earn easy A’s this semester. He knows their eyes will probably be more on his TA Kalah Conners than anything, but after Kalah discovers … <\/p>\n

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