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\"Hell<\/a>

Hell Toup\u00e9e by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nThree days ago Paige Carson purchased a new product from a certain costume warehouse. But did the events following her husband trying on the mad scientist wig have more to do with his own underlying insanity or the Hell Toup\u00e9e?<\/p>\n

Follow the investigation as Detectives Simmons and Scott question a Mr. Donnie Dademon at his place of business… as they push past his frustrating simplicity and mini-pizza obsessions, and get the answers they seek.<\/p>\n

Will they uncover how the bodies of Paige and her daughter Madilyn were literally swapped, the wrong heads on the wrong bodies?<\/p>\n

Or will this case remain unsolved when the detectives find themselves too close to the craziness this Halloween?<\/p>\n

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At a brightly lit table in a backroom at Donnie the Demon’s Costume Castle, Detectives Doreen Simmons and Jim Scott have plenty of questions for the purveyor himself… but will they be able to get the answers they seek or is Donnie going to be predictably distracted?<\/p>\n

This Halloween a new Donnie the Demon Tale presents an entirely new perspective… the aftermath. With the arrest of one Mr. Alan Carson, until three days ago a normal husband and father, now taken in on charges even the police aren’t sure about, Detectives Scott and Simmons have not been getting much sleep.<\/p>\n

Alan Carson claimed something changed when he put on the costume mad scientist white wig his wife purchased him at the Costume Castle… but every bit of the story will need to be pieced back together as Alan’s wife Paige and their daughter Madilyn are not up for being questioned, not after what was somehow impossibly done to them.<\/p>\n

As Donnie explains, he wanted to name the new product Wacky Wigs, but Melgrim and Grimmel insisted on Hell Toup\u00e9e and somehow one of these wigs made the impossible possible, corrupted an entire family, and may have turned average guy Alan Carson into something of a literal mad scientist.<\/p>\n

While Donnie has mini-pizzas on the brain as usual, will the frustrated detectives uncover the truth? Did Paige Carson purchase an ordinary looking white crazy haired wig, and as soon as her husband put it on, go mindless with arousal, her daughter the same way, their bodies soon somehow impossibly swapped by Alan the crazed mad scientist? <\/p>\n

There’s a serious case of something crazy needing to be solved this Halloween, and it remains to be seen whether the testimony of Donnie Dademon will explain away the madness, or take the crazies right into a pair of serious detectives looking to break the case, finding themselves a little broken in the process.<\/p>\n

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Coming next… That’s a hell of a story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Three days ago Paige Carson purchased a new product from a certain costume warehouse. But did the events following her husband trying on the mad scientist wig have more to do with his own underlying insanity or the Hell Toup\u00e9e? Follow the investigation as Detectives Simmons and Scott question a Mr. Donnie Dademon at his … <\/p>\n

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