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\"Bimbo<\/a>

Bimbo Bombed PheroMOANS by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nA single mother has made a costly mistake in looking out for the well-being of her daughter this Halloween. <\/p>\n

When the weird boy from Valerie’s school called and asked Vanessa for permission to date her daughter, she refused, and now on movie night with Valerie, Vanessa has been inundated with texts informing her she has been Bimbo Bombed.<\/p>\n

Finally called when she refuses to open the texts, Vanessa is told by Spencer she has been Bimbo Bombed. Refusing to give her daughter to him, she will produce pheromones resulting in instant heat, uncontrollable arousal and stamina to anyone breathing them in. <\/p>\n

Will this be one Bimbo Bombing that spreads like a perverse plague this Halloween?<\/p>\n

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Vanessa has done her best to be a good mom and role model for her eighteen year old daughter Valerie. Raising her alone has made it a very important priority, to always look out for her, and sometimes make the hard decisions… but this Halloween, one decision will truly come back to haunt her in ways no one in town will ever forget, especially the small quiet suburban neighborhood Vanessa and Valerie live in.<\/p>\n

Intending to make popcorn for a scary movie marathon with Valerie in the living room, Vanessa is holding her phone and looking more than a little out of sorts when Valerie checks on her. That is because unknown to Valerie, Vanessa has just gotten a text message telling her she has been Bimbo Bombed.<\/p>\n

It isn’t the first such message she has gotten, none of them opened, merely popping up briefly enough as a notification for her to read them. Vanessa knows that Bimbo Bombings however they work require some sort of activation, usually reading or opening the actual message. She has avoided all such actions but the messages are getting constant, and she can’t tell Valerie what is going on.<\/p>\n

But making an excuse and getting Valerie out of the kitchen, her phone buzzes again… this time with a phone call instead of a text. It’s a number she somehow recognizes, although Vanessa can’t remember from where, and when she answers on the fourth ring, a series of clicks and buzzes along with a shrill whine let her know as much as the voice on the other end of the call that she just made a mistake. <\/p>\n

Yet this Bimbo Bomber is not merely persistent, he’s quite openly willing to make sure she knows exactly who he is… and that is where she recognizes the number from. It’s Spencer, a boy at her daughter’s school, and one very few other parents in the PTA know much about other than that he is weird. He called recently asking her permission to date her daughter, and Vanessa never even recalled seeing Spencer in the same room as Valerie, but as a protective parent and given the opportunity, she wasn’t giving the weird kid what he wanted.<\/p>\n

Spencer proves as crazy as he is weird, not so subtly informing Vanessa that he will get what he wants this time, no permission needed. She has been Bimbo Bombed, no way around that, and he intends to have Valerie, but not just to date. He wants to defile her and use her, and do things no parent would ever wish upon their daughter. Yet as Spencer informs Vanessa, she will have no choice or ability to change what happens… and not just to her daughter, but to anyone who comes within a certain distance of her.<\/p>\n

Vanessa has been Bimbo Bombed quite specifically to give off pheromones that put anyone that breathes them in into instant heat. There is no escaping the fate she will see play out before her, not even with the police she called, an officer on his way. <\/p>\n

Just what will happen when Officer Barnes takes a whiff of the pheromones Vanessa gives off… what about her daughter… the concerned neighbors across the street seeing flashing red-blue lights on their quiet street? And of course Spencer is on his way… with friends. <\/p>\n

Halloween is in the air, and it’s easy to smell… but nothing is going to be as both easy and hard as anyone that smells Bimbo Bombed PheroMOANS.<\/p>\n

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Coming next… She can fake it well<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A single mother has made a costly mistake in looking out for the well-being of her daughter this Halloween. When the weird boy from Valerie’s school called and asked Vanessa for permission to date her daughter, she refused, and now on movie night with Valerie, Vanessa has been inundated with texts informing her she has … <\/p>\n

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