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\"Peter<\/a>

Peter Geist: Messing with Missy by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nEveryone has a day they want to do as little as possible, a do-nothing day, and on a day close to Halloween, even the dead can enjoy doing nothing.<\/p>\n

Peter Geist has protected his dilapidated farmhouse for generations and the stories of what happened to those who sought to interfere one way or another are local legend. But today is a do-nothing day for him, so he has sworn not to possess, not to exert himself more than as little as possible.<\/p>\n

When young couple Bennett and Missy end up stopping at the farmhouse on the way to taking her home, Peter may not possess but that doesn’t mean the two won’t give in to the most extreme of all desires, thanks to Peter Geist Messing with Missy.<\/p>\n

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It’s a blustery October day and like so many on such an unpleasant day winding up for overnight storms, Peter Geist is planning a do-nothing day where as little effort as possible is needed for any haunting action the long dead spirit might otherwise have planned.<\/p>\n

But even a do-nothing day for the dead can have lasting repercussions for the living, particularly for a playfully twisted spirit the likes of Peter Geist. <\/p>\n

Having existed in his dilapidated farmhouse for more years than he can remember, his goal has always been to evict the living who decide to mess with his home. And for the most part they have all deserved their fates, his talent for possession and manipulating them against each other quite frightening. But when a do-nothing day leads to a chance encounter with a curious couple, Peter Geist will settle for messing with their minds instead of their bodies… not that bodies won’t be quite thoroughly messed with in the end.<\/p>\n

Sweet innocent Missy is being driven home by her boyfriend Bennett, whose had more than a few beers. And while he seems able of handling the car for the most part, the treeless country roads out toward Missy’s home making it easy, Missy is trying to keep him from getting them in more trouble. But Bennett, loosened grip on rational thinking, is all for exploring, a little diversion on the way to his girlfriend’s house and since she happens to live way out from everyone else, that means they pass right past the storied old haunted farmhouse everyone tells rumors of this time of year.<\/p>\n

Skidding to a stop in front of the old farmhouse, Bennett is cracking another beer, but Missy is quick to take it, insisting he sober up. Unfortunately the easiest way for him to sober up so he can continue taking her home is for him to rest a bit. Reluctantly she agrees to get him inside, only so he can sit or lie down and then they can quickly leave this place. It has always freaked her out, but Missy has no idea just how freaked out they both are about to get.<\/p>\n

Finding a bench, Missy lets her boyfriend slump against the wall on it, and walking around the room, she never realizes Bennett has slipped into snoring unconsciousness… especially since Peter Geist chooses to speak up, using Bennett’s voice… sending Missy out of the room back towards the car for a supposedly dropped phone.<\/p>\n

It is once the two are in separate rooms that Peter Geist truly begins Messing with Missy, imitating her boyfriend’s voice, calling out increasingly perverse depraved desires he has always had for his sweet girlfriend. <\/p>\n

When the real Bennett wakes from the angry words Peter’s pretend words bring from Missy, it’s his turn to be messed with back where he rests on that bench. Peter perfectly imitates Missy’s voice and declares from the hall outside the room he rests in the many twisted perverse things she always wanted him to do to her body. <\/p>\n

Will messing with these two push them each just enough out of their minds that they give in to the haunting words of lust and desire spoken in each other’s voices? Will Peter Geist be able to stick to his do-nothing day and give Bennett and Missy plenty to do instead? Find out as everyone’s favorite spirit makes his Halloween with the Kreme return, Peter Geist.<\/p>\n

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Everyone has a day they want to do as little as possible, a do-nothing day, and on a day close to Halloween, even the dead can enjoy doing nothing. Peter Geist has protected his dilapidated farmhouse for generations and the stories of what happened to those who sought to interfere one way or another are … <\/p>\n

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