{"id":45810,"date":"2023-11-14T20:51:37","date_gmt":"2023-11-15T02:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45810"},"modified":"2023-11-15T17:24:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T23:24:46","slug":"took-a-minute-to-grab-this-number-didnt-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/11\/14\/took-a-minute-to-grab-this-number-didnt-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Took a minute to Grab this number didn&#8217;t it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_45811\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-45811\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #69 - Talk or Treat and The Freak Show by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-45811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-45811\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #69 &#8211; Talk or Treat and The Freak Show by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nHot, popular girls think they can grab everything they can handle, But grab yourself this Grab Bag and prepare to be truly spoiled. When teenagers trick or treat at one house, they get more than candy. The Konversation might be anything but stimulating, but things change. And when the bitchiest most spoiled girls in school try to tease carnies, they find themselves getting their Freak on in unimaginable ways.<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag Includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Talk or Treat:<\/strong> Anna is the brightest girl in school, but on a night such as Halloween, when the darkness is darkest, it won&#8217;t matter how bright she is. Knocking on a door, just expecting a little candy, she and her two friends, Johnny and Bobby, get quite a bit more, and ultimately she may be giving more than she gets.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Freak Show:<\/strong> Carrie, Isla, and Tricia are the prettiest girls in school, even if their attitudes and arrogance are easily the ugliest. After Tricia suggests a fun game of verbally abusing and mentally tormenting the freaks in a traveling Freak Show, all three of them might finally push things too far.\f<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1480220\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CND9VKRP\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hot, popular girls think they can grab everything they can handle, But grab yourself this Grab Bag and prepare to be truly spoiled. When teenagers trick or treat at one house, they get more than candy. The Konversation might be anything but stimulating, but things change. And when the bitchiest most spoiled girls in school &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/11\/14\/took-a-minute-to-grab-this-number-didnt-it\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45811,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-45810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/TheGrabBag69-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bUS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":46158,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/04\/26\/something-to-grab-for-spring\/","url_meta":{"origin":45810,"position":0},"title":"Something to Grab for spring","author":"Kris P. 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