{"id":45821,"date":"2023-11-20T20:52:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T02:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45821"},"modified":"2023-11-21T19:02:43","modified_gmt":"2023-11-22T01:02:43","slug":"you-can-bet-its-time-for-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/11\/20\/you-can-bet-its-time-for-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"You can bet it’s time for Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/a>

The Better Dude by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nShortly before Thanksgiving, Sanjay and Lakshmi have everything to be happy about. They’ve raised two college kids soon to visit home and nothing can change how perfect their romance is, can it?<\/p>\n

When a stranger shows up claiming to be the handyman they put out an ad for, something seems wrong. While Sanjay knows he didn’t place an ad, the man who calls himself the dude says he bets he just forgot. And suddenly Sanjay remembers such an ad.<\/p>\n

But when the dude bets other things, intimate things, impossible things, how are those things coming true as well? And will this Thanksgiving truly cum with extra stuffing for all the women at their luxurious home?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Over 14,000 Words of Kreme!<\/p>\n

Sanjay and Lakshmi live a very wealthy lifestyle in their Southern California mansion, in a highly exclusive neighborhood with gates at the end of every long driveway and plenty of privacy. Where Thanksgiving leads to constant landscape battles with drifting leaves, their climate rarely shifts and Sanjay is at peace with that. But someone is coming this holiday season to shake up their very lives in ways they could never imagine yet… and they call him The BETter Dude.<\/p>\n

Having moved from India over two decades ago, before having their college age children, Sanjay and Lakshmi are a devoted and loving couple. They’ve each seen the years go by, Lakshmi’s once black hair now mostly gray. And while they live in a luxurious lifestyle where their wealth could change such things as looks, they’ve never thought of doing so. But changes can come from unexpected places and very unexpected guests as one morning a remarkably muscular young blonde surfer looking man shows up at their door.<\/p>\n

It’s definitely not normal for anyone to get past the gate and ring the doorbell unexpectedly at their lush mansion estate, but assuming he left the gate open when bringing in the garbage bins, Sanjay goes to see who it might be. But where one might have expected scouts selling cookies or other random sales calls, nobody could ever anticipate quite the aggressively friendly character he meets.<\/p>\n

Claiming he isn’t selling anything but a hard job with the right tool, the blonde stranger insists he’s the handyman they were expecting… the dude, as he puts it.<\/p>\n

When Sanjay says he must have the wrong place, the dude mentions responding to an ad Sanjay placed, an ad he knows he never placed, always preferring to do things around the house himself. But when this mysterious character, the dude, says he just bets Sanjay forgot about the ad, chuckling and saying it happens… suddenly Sanjay blinks and feels a strangely conflicting set of beliefs settle into his mind.<\/p>\n

While he knows he never placed an ad, he remembers just such an ad… and before he knows it, he’s shutting the door after letting the dude come in.<\/p>\n

Still confused, Sanjay finds himself introducing the dude to his wife, saying the handyman is here, and while she too has no idea whether this was some secret her husband kept from her or a mistake, some casually made comments betting they’d like to get right to it has the dude sitting down at their breakfast table with them, overlooking the lavish wooded estate.<\/p>\n

But just who is the dude, and what are his true motives showing up in the weeks leading up to Thanksgiving? And why does he insist on complimenting Lakshmi’s looks with such flattering praise?<\/p>\n

Referring to her looks, her age, her exquisite beauty, is something strange happening as every bet the dude seems to make about both her appearance and his motives for marrying her seem to be changing? Sanjay feels like something is very wrong, particularly when the dude makes such crude comments about how he bets Sanjay was tripping over his feet the first time he saw Lakshmi’s giant tits. But she never had large tits at all… did she?<\/p>\n

When all talk of handyman work seems to give way only to innuendo regarding the size and exceptionalism of the dude’s big tool, Sanjay finds himself watching as Lakshmi takes bets with the dude… is he really a better kisser, would he really be better for Lakshmi to get on her knees before, and could the dude really be that much better at sex than her own husband.<\/p>\n

By the time the now young looking busty Lakshmi is giving in, agreeing passionately to every bet claim the dude makes in Sanjay’s own home, it’s too late to admit, he truly is the better dude.<\/p>\n

But what about their kids, son Ajay, daughter Maya, as well as Ajay’s girlfriend Kirsten and Maya’s boyfriend Reggie. Just a week after the dude has reorganized their parent’s entire lives, the college kids are showing up for Thanksgiving break, and all four of them may quickly find themselves swept up in truly twisted ways by the mysterious magic of The BETter Dude.<\/p>\n

Will there be plenty of stuffing this Thanksgiving? You can BET on it.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shortly before Thanksgiving, Sanjay and Lakshmi have everything to be happy about. They’ve raised two college kids soon to visit home and nothing can change how perfect their romance is, can it? When a stranger shows up claiming to be the handyman they put out an ad for, something seems wrong. While Sanjay knows he … <\/p>\n

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