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Dirty Laundry by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nAsian tradition is of course exceptionally important to a man like Jin and his wife Soo, which is precisely how their daughter Elise finds herself required to handle the guest’s dirty laundry over Christmas break from school.<\/p>\n

But even though her older brother Adam is having to do his part for the guests, supposed business partners or something to her father, why is Elise smelling something wrong with everything… especially the dirty laundry?<\/p>\n

Why is she having some sort of bizarre allergic reaction, her chest getting downright indecently large for a girl her size? And what are their guests true intentions?<\/p>\n

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As the youngest in her traditional Asian family, Elise has always dealt with things she didn’t enjoy. But none of those respectful honoring tasks ever affected her quite like doing the dirty laundry of Ben and Kyle, two potential business partners visiting over the Christmas holidays. Something stinks about those two… and it isn’t just their laundry.<\/p>\n

At eighteen, Elise is a promising vibrant young Asian girl ready to find her own way, but that way might be already dealt in the cards she has been handed when her father Jin demands she be on laundry duty while they have guests, Ben and Kyle.<\/p>\n

Her older brother Adam can agree that it stinks dealing with Ben and Kyle, the two men definitely not the kind anyone wants to be around too often. But while Elise deals with their dirty smelly laundry seemingly every couple of days, Adam is chauffeuring them around all week and if their laundry is dirty, the conversations he has to overhear are worse.<\/p>\n

But each and every time Elise does the laundry, she’s starting to think something in the smells from their dirty clothes is having an increasingly pronounced allergic reaction on her. At first it’s just a little swelling, but after a number of loads of laundry, her breasts are getting downright huge, especially on a skinny Asian girl such as her.<\/p>\n

Just what is going on with her father’s business partners, what business investments are they really seeking? There’s definitely more that doesn’t smell right about the whole thing, and Elise is starting to feel strange herself, breathing in the potent stench of dirty laundry over and over again as the weeks before Christmas continue.<\/p>\n

Can Dirty Laundry lead to very dirty thoughts, even around Christmas? Find out as the 12 Days of Krismas turns a simple task into a transformational self-discovery of stinky consequences.<\/p>\n

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Asian tradition is of course exceptionally important to a man like Jin and his wife Soo, which is precisely how their daughter Elise finds herself required to handle the guest’s dirty laundry over Christmas break from school. But even though her older brother Adam is having to do his part for the guests, supposed business … <\/p>\n

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