{"id":45878,"date":"2023-12-14T23:04:46","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T05:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45878"},"modified":"2023-12-15T19:27:57","modified_gmt":"2023-12-16T01:27:57","slug":"lots-of-shiny-things-at-krismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/12\/14\/lots-of-shiny-things-at-krismas\/","title":{"rendered":"Lots of shiny things at Krismas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Whore-namental<\/a>

Whore-namental by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nSpending their first Christmas alone on their own together, twin sisters Alicia and Ashley definitely have different attitudes about their situation.<\/p>\n

The one thing they share though is a love for decorating the dorm room, making things more Christmas-like. But while decorating the little tree with ornaments made and given to them by boys in their art class, the girls may just get with the giving spirit in rather intense ways.<\/p>\n

The etched little Christmas ornaments have patterns on them, but are those patterns what they first assume or is handling them, decorating with them, placing them on that tree changing the girls’ minds about just what to do over Christmas break?<\/p>\n

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When twin sisters Alicia and Ashley find out their mother was swept off for a romantic trip out of the country by the new man in her life, the two have very different impressions about spending their very first Christmas holiday off on their own. Together in the largely abandoned college dorms, Alicia is excited about the independence, but her introverted and somewhat pessimistic sister Ashley would rather have a traditional family Christmas.<\/p>\n

The one place both redheaded freshmen can agree on is decorating their dorm room to make the place more seasonally festive. Alicia teases Ashley about a lot of things, the pair being twin sisters, but as they decorate, the easiest way to tease Ashley is her cutoff white shirt, about the only way to tell the two of them apart at the moment.<\/p>\n

It was that shirt Ashley happened to wear one day in a first semester art class that had boys definitely giving the pretty redhead more than a second glance. It utterly embarrassed Ashley who never wore the shirt again, seeing the guys’ attention as only more proof of the perverts in college. But could she have a point and Alicia be wrong about the guys just being guys and showing interest? Could those guys have actually redefined perverse with the gift they gave Alicia for both of the sisters?<\/p>\n

When they have their little Christmas tree up it’s time for the ornaments and at first Ashley thinks Alicia went out and spent some money they need to responsibly manage on little glass ornaments. When Alicia says they cost nothing, the boys down the hall gave them to her, Ashley is suspicious. After all those are the same boys in their art class, the ones who definitely spent more time staring at them than doing art.<\/p>\n

Ashley suspects an ulterior motive, that the boys will naturally expect something in return. Alicia, always the easygoing sister, says they just had extras, ones they made in art using the laser engraving to etch little pictures on each ornament.<\/p>\n

As they both start placing the ornaments on the tree though, will both Ashley and Alicia see something in those etched patterns on the little ornaments they didn’t see at first? Is it their imagination or do what they first assumed were icicles look more like penises, and as for the ones they thought were flowers…<\/p>\n

The more the girls decorate, the more confused they get about looking at and touching the little ornaments. Handling ornaments with little spiral circles, they start to see big tits in the ornaments, and the ones that looked like dicks are affecting more than just their natural normal teasing interactions.<\/p>\n

But did the boys down the hall plan everything and are Alicia and Ashley going to embrace a whole new lifestyle once their little dorm room tree is fully decorated?<\/p>\n

It’s the 12 Days of Krismas and sometimes all it takes to put a girl in the giving spirit, are the right decorations. Though sometimes that giving comes at a cost in Whore-namental.<\/p>\n

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Spending their first Christmas alone on their own together, twin sisters Alicia and Ashley definitely have different attitudes about their situation. The one thing they share though is a love for decorating the dorm room, making things more Christmas-like. But while decorating the little tree with ornaments made and given to them by boys in … <\/p>\n

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