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\"Naughty<\/a>

Naughty Elves: Out Cold by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Keeping watch on things at his girlfriend’s house, retired army veteran Will is happy to kick back and relax with some old comics he found.<\/p>\n

Bella, his girlfriend’s teenage daughter, is practicing costumed high kicks for a Christmas pageant, and all seems good until he hears some noises outside.<\/p>\n

Strangely Bella hears nothing, continuing her practice, but Will chases a couple of odd little men who seemed to be outside the window away. Confronting them, they claim to be Naughty Elves, and challenge him to 24 hours of naughty temptation.<\/p>\n

Can Will use his military training to resist temptation, especially after beautiful Bella knocks herself out cold accidentally?<\/p>\n

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On a cold snowy night in December, Brenda is rushing about, making sure she hasn’t forgotten anything, an important business conference coming up that will have her gone until the next day. Her daughter Bella is practicing in full costume for a Christmas pageant that will have the cheerleader doing athletic high kicks. And Brenda’s boyfriend, Will, a decorated army veteran is kicked back reading an old comic book he dug out of storage when moving his things into his girlfriend’s home.<\/p>\n

It may seem like an ordinary night, but some unexpected guests are about to make an appearance… yet you’ll never believe who spots them this year?<\/p>\n

That’s right, the Naughty Elves are back at work, taking time between their given job of testing naughty boys and girls to see if they can change their ways before it’s too late. And what do they do during these in-between times? They use their talents on the very good, the innocent, the morally upstanding, to test their ability to resist naughty impulses.<\/p>\n

But no matter their efforts outside the window where the sexy teen Bella is doing her costumed high kick practices, she’s just not hearing nor spotting them… but Will is.<\/p>\n

Reading the comics of his childhood, Will has always had an imaginative childlike sense of innocence. And when he hears a noise, going into military protective mode, stepping out into the blistery snowy evening, that is when he spots two little men running off into the nearby woods.<\/p>\n

Chasing them down, Will is shocked to find they are costumed little men dressed like elves, and he definitely doesn’t buy their explanation that they are Naughty Elves, different from regular elves, with a very dangerous purpose in store for him since he spotted them.<\/p>\n

One of the little men explains that for 24 hours he will endure every naughty impulse, every temptation, every urge to do the most depraved, the most wrong, the most selfishly indulgent thing ever. But Will assures them both he is military, trained to resist, to endure, and to stay upstanding and moral through anything.<\/p>\n

Back inside the house though when Bella falls during a practiced high kick and knocks herself out cold, can Will possibly resist the temptation to do all sorts of sordid things with a fortunately uninjured but also unconscious tight little teenage body at his feet?<\/p>\n

As a trained medic, he knows how to check her breathing, how to ensure she is okay and just out cold, but can he possibly resist every idle thought a man might have looking at her unconscious body when those thoughts have been turned up to a deafening degree?<\/p>\n

The Naughty Elves are back and this time they’re proving that just because you’re a grown man, don’t expect the naughtiness to go easy on you, especially when there’s easy access to someone nice and hot who happens to be Out Cold.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

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So comes to a close Krismas 2023!<\/p>\n

But look for an additional present or two before the end of 2023!<\/p>\n

From the Kreme, my best to all for 2024!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Keeping watch on things at his girlfriend’s house, retired army veteran Will is happy to kick back and relax with some old comics he found. Bella, his girlfriend’s teenage daughter, is practicing costumed high kicks for a Christmas pageant, and all seems good until he hears some noises outside. Strangely Bella hears nothing, continuing her … <\/p>\n

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