{"id":45936,"date":"2024-01-14T16:43:47","date_gmt":"2024-01-14T22:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45936"},"modified":"2024-01-17T18:45:32","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T00:45:32","slug":"better-keep-track-of-the-time-at-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/01\/14\/better-keep-track-of-the-time-at-the-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Better keep track of the time at the beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_45937\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-45937\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Save the Date, It&#039;s Time to Mate by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-45937\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-45937\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Save the Date, It&#8217;s Time to Mate by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>First there was Frank&#8217;s Fun Time Casino where the glitz and glamour of the lighting could truly transform your experience of gambling away more than mere money.<\/p>\n<p>Then Frank&#8217;s nephew Jay began a beach resort where partying in the sand could wash away thoughts and inhibitions while cheating poor slobs out of the hotties they brought with them.<\/p>\n<p>Now on a night when Jay is shutting down for the off-season, a visitor opens his eyes to an all new venture.<\/p>\n<p>When wedding planner Trina shows up, desperate to find a location for a wedding that got triple booked, Jay will put all new advances in Fuckuator technology to the test, and everyone will be having an unforgettable time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1507529\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CSF61S7J\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>20,000 Words of Kreme!<\/p>\n<p>On a dark and lonely night miles from anywhere, the final paying guests are leaving a certain notoriously specialized beach resort, but as storm clouds role in and the off-season is about to begin, owner, operator, and all-around cocky confidant owner Jay is about to have an unexpected visitor that may change plans to close his resort down for the season.<\/p>\n<p>Jay&#8217;s Uncle Frank set him up with this gig, owning and operating an exclusive beach resort which lately takes overflow from Frank&#8217;s Fun Time Casino and gives the men exactly what they want. If those men are looking to climb the corporate ladder, why not put their wives to work, sleeping their husband&#8217;s way to the top. And it certainly doesn&#8217;t matter if the women don&#8217;t want to do such a thing, or lack a certain attractive quality to charm their way into the pants of whoever is needed. Thanks to Uncle Frank&#8217;s Fun Time Fuckuator technology minds and bodies can be easily changed, perfected, adjusted, and truly corrupted.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the way Jay has run his resort, a Beacheating kind of stay for every guest, whether they like it or not. But when the limos pull off with his final guests, several businessmen and their sufficiently altered cheating wives, a rather frantic looking desperate woman pulls in and needs to talk to Jay.<\/p>\n<p>The attractive Asian woman happens to be a wedding planner, and Trina happens to be in a bit of a pickle. Having planned a small destination wedding for her friends Rachel and Ronald, a gorgeous Latina and a lackluster skinny rich white guy, everything has gone off the rails. The beach resort they&#8217;d booked along the very coastline where Jay&#8217;s beach resort happens to be triple booked for the same stay and so there is no room for a wedding party no matter how small it is.<\/p>\n<p>Trina has driven up and down the coast, as flights were already booked and venue or not, the wedding party will be showing up tomorrow. She hasn&#8217;t had any lucky with other places, but Jay&#8217;s resort seems perfect, very private, beautiful facilities, no one there except Jay who is in the process of shutting things down for the off-season.<\/p>\n<p>But little does Trina know that in turning switches, lowering lights, and casually keeping her talking as they walk around the resort, he is in fact tuning her and remapping her very mind and body using the latest greatest upgrades of the Fun Time Fuckuator technology.<\/p>\n<p>And once Jay has Trina just as kinky and twisted as he wants her, an all-new prospect for off-season business is under way. When Rachel, her parents, Ronald, his parents, and just a couple of friends for each of them to serve as bridesmaids and groomsmen show up the next day, little could they suspect that the specialty limos Jay sent to pick them up at the airport have already started a meticulous process of turning them into just the kinds of guests he enjoys most.<\/p>\n<p>At a special ballroom introduction to the resort facilities upon arriving, Rachel, Ronald, and their parents are left asleep as the bridesmaids and groomsmen are fully corrupted, twisted and kinky new aggressions and desires, bodies fully changed in just subtle enough ways not to scare the special wedding family away the next morning.<\/p>\n<p>But just what sort of twists and turns will the vows take when Jay officiates Rachel and Ronald&#8217;s wedding? What all will they find the music, the lighting, the entire resort experience doing to their minds and bodies?<\/p>\n<p>There are all new features in the latest Fun Time Fuckuator adventure, an adventure down the aisle where plenty more than just the bride will soon be wearing white&#8230; and getting a start on family faster than you can say Save the Date, it&#8217;s Time to Mate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1507529\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CSF61S7J\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First there was Frank&#8217;s Fun Time Casino where the glitz and glamour of the lighting could truly transform your experience of gambling away more than mere money. Then Frank&#8217;s nephew Jay began a beach resort where partying in the sand could wash away thoughts and inhibitions while cheating poor slobs out of the hotties they &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/01\/14\/better-keep-track-of-the-time-at-the-beach\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":45937,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,192,274,4],"tags":[68,193,275,63],"class_list":["post-45936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kustom-kollection","category-lets-be-frank","category-lets-beacheating","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-kustom-kollection","tag-lets-be-frank","tag-lets-beacheating","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/SavetheDateTimetoMate-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bWU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43528,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/11\/07\/franks-back-to-guarantee-a-good-time\/","url_meta":{"origin":45936,"position":0},"title":"Frank&#8217;s back to guarantee a good time","author":"Kris P. 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