{"id":45994,"date":"2024-02-10T19:46:36","date_gmt":"2024-02-11T01:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=45994"},"modified":"2024-02-11T15:13:17","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T21:13:17","slug":"its-not-going-to-be-the-sunday-they-expected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/02\/10\/its-not-going-to-be-the-sunday-they-expected\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s not going to be the Sunday they expected"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Stupor Bowl by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and nothing matters more than bringing good luck to their team for Danny and his best friends.<\/p>\n

But as superstitious as the boys have always been, Danny’s wife Melissa has never seen them so wrapped up in the rituals of luck like they quickly become this year.<\/p>\n

Could it all have something to do with this year’s Super Bowl using a fancy new series of broadcast cameras, making even Melissa feel oddly caught up in how intense and real everything looks?<\/p>\n

One thing is certain, Melissa herself may just become the good luck doll they ALL need to increasingly do\t more and more twisted things with and to in order to help their team win the big game.<\/p>\n

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Danny is having his buddies over and he really should be thrilled at having such an unbelievably sexy wife like Melissa… but today is Super Bowl Sunday and that means sexy or not, Melissa is not what anyone will be paying attention. Or will they?<\/p>\n

Danny and his three best friends have always alternated hosting homes for Super Bowl Sunday, and this year is extra important because their favorite team just happens to be in the big game. And while Melissa may point out that both teams wear red, so his obsessive superstition about her wearing red, everyone wearing red, the living room decked out appropriately in red… is stupid, Danny is quick to remind her that once his friends arrive and the game begins, no criticizing their good luck rituals.<\/p>\n

Jim, Mason, and Connor are every bit as superstitious as Danny, each of the men believing rather ridiculous silly things will make or break their team’s chances on the field. And though initially upset that Melissa is wearing what she thought would be a popular sexy black dress, they are somewhat calmed by the fact she is wearing red underneath.<\/p>\n

Naturally once the guys are all taking their seats to watch the big game, the most important thing, the most absolutely critical focus… is on their lucky charms, a tradition going back many many years since they grew up together.<\/p>\n

Whether it’s Jim and the stretchy squish balls he must exercise and squeeze during tense game moments, or whether it’s the downright ridiculous little doll Mason must fidget with and twist the head on to keep the team doing well… they are all pretty ridiculous. It’s difficult to even say whether Connor’s ritual of getting up during commercial breaks and doing intense pelvic thrusts to pump their team’s luck is sillier or less silly than any of the other superstitious nonsense in Melissa’s mind.<\/p>\n

All she knows is on game day, it’s all about the game, and pulling their underdog team somehow through to victory. Only when the game begins, even Melissa will start finding herself caught up in the nonsense as this Super Bowl is being broadcast using some mysterious new revolutionary camera technology from a group everyone should have looked closer at.<\/p>\n

There’s just something intense and remarkably clear about everything happening on screen, and the mesmerizing clarity of it all, from the green of the field to the red of their jerseys is a bit more than Melissa expected… but nothing compared to her husband’s buddies who are not liking the performance of their underdog team from nearly the first play of the game.<\/p>\n

Danny meanwhile has made it explicitly clear that since he has to keep going outside and monitoring the grill so their halftime meal will be ready, whenever he does so, during any commercial break, Melissa needs to keep his seat warm, keep the luck going and hopefully help the team.<\/p>\n

When a fumble leads her husband to blaming Melissa’s black dress for the bad luck, the last thing she’d ever expect is for him to just ask her to take off the dress, get rid of the bad luck. But somehow the suggestion doesn’t seem as off as she knows it should and soon she’s sitting there in her red bra and panties, none of the guys paying much attention to her as the Super Bowl broadcast just seems so unnaturally clear and captivating.<\/p>\n

But if Melissa thinks their collective Super Bowl stupor has gotten as silly as it can get, as downright weird, she has another thing coming when Mason’s lucky doll is broken during one of the commercial breaks.<\/p>\n

When the men all rather ridiculously think some bad plays and poor performance by their team following the broken old doll are related, Danny may never know as he leaves to check the grill during the next commercial break that the guys have found just the replacement for that lucky doll.<\/p>\n

But will Melissa somehow survive the head twisting good luck ritual Mason needs to do? Will she soon find herself and her sexy body replacing all their lucky rituals during commercial breaks? Why is she slipping into an impossibly stupor and letting these things happen so willingly to her? Will Danny ever find out what his friends are doing to bring their team luck… and will he go right along with it if he does?<\/p>\n

Find out as the big game brings big changes for a busty brunette whose marriage just may be fumbling in all new directions this Super Bowl Sunday. It’s not just the game on the field that gets rough and dangerous… especially when playing The Stupor Bowl.<\/p>\n

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It’s Super Bowl Sunday and nothing matters more than bringing good luck to their team for Danny and his best friends. But as superstitious as the boys have always been, Danny’s wife Melissa has never seen them so wrapped up in the rituals of luck like they quickly become this year. Could it all have … <\/p>\n

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