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\"The<\/a>

The Grab Bag #70 – Astral Erection and Going Viral by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It\u2019s a brand new year and time to erect new projections for positivity and change for everyone! Or is it time to project new erections positively changing every nubile one around? Astral Erection will give the nerd in everyone what they always dreamed of, but remember there, are viral concerns out there this winter\u2026 though some may be less concerning and more consuming with Going Viral, a pandemic tale guaranteed to leave readers thirsty for more!<\/p>\n

This Grab Bag includes:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Astral Erection:<\/strong> Jacob Bunkle was a nerd on campus, but one with a pet project he’d spent years trying to prove. An imaginative boy, Jacob knows the power of the mind has not been fully explored, and he’s convinced there’s a way to merge the physics with the astrophysics of Astral Projection. His every fantasy has become untethered from his mind, but remains very much tethered to another part of his anatomy.<\/p>\n

Going Viral:<\/strong> Gatherings are being affected by the big virus in the news, but female executive Miranda has to show up for a celebratory end of quarter work party at a bar. Her drunken coworker Mike claims she’s going to catch the virus… but he isn’t making a poorly thought out Corona-virus joke. Is there something called BOVID-19… and will Miranda be mooo-ving down the corporate ladder after catching it?<\/p>\n

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Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s a brand new year and time to erect new projections for positivity and change for everyone! Or is it time to project new erections positively changing every nubile one around? Astral Erection will give the nerd in everyone what they always dreamed of, but remember there, are viral concerns out there this winter\u2026 though … <\/p>\n

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