{"id":46108,"date":"2024-03-29T00:02:57","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=46108"},"modified":"2024-03-29T19:54:02","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T00:54:02","slug":"easter-sometimes-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/03\/29\/easter-sometimes-bites\/","title":{"rendered":"Easter sometimes bites"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_46109\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-46109\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-46109\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-46109\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Stan and Jamarcus have seen success in their urban renewal project, turning old apartment buildings into modern luxury downtown duplexes. They even bought into it, living across the hall in the first completed renovation.<\/p>\n<p>But they may face Easter renovations they never signed up for after Stan and his wife Carol adopt a cute furry brown bunny for their eighteen year old daughter Chloe.<\/p>\n<p>Chloe loves the bunny she quickly names B.B. but after it bites her, she is hearing perverse manipulative thoughts inside her head, that have her doing things to herself and others she never would have done before.<\/p>\n<p>Will anyone be safe or are they all destined to be Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1543225\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CZFBYLW8\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fitting time of the year to be seeing so much progress on his ongoing urban renewal and renovation project, but this Easter may just bring Stan and his family and business partners bigger changes than they ever expected thanks to a little furry fiend that hops into their lives.<\/p>\n<p>Stan has been very pleased with his ongoing project in a once rundown series of downtown apartment buildings. Along with his business partner and muscle behind the work, Jamarcus, they have begun the lengthy process of completely gutting old apartment buildings, turning each building into essentially luxury duplexes with more space than anyone could need at a highly affordable price.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;ve bought into the renewal so well that each has moved into one of the first buildings, Stan, his wife Carol, and their eighteen year old daughter Chloe on one side of the building, Jamarcus and his younger brother Tyson on the other. And just days away from Easter, Stan has gotten the great news that city planning has approved the next phase of the project. Things couldn&#8217;t be better, and it&#8217;s great to see new life at a time of the year most fitting to see it.<\/p>\n<p>But when Jamarcus mentions that Stan&#8217;s daughter Chloe has been scheming and planning a special surprise, Jamarcus and Tyson helping out, it sparks the idea that Stan&#8217;s wife later shares of surprising Chloe with a little Easter gift of her own. And Carol has just the idea.<\/p>\n<p>At a corner grocer down the street, Carol spotted a little brown bunny in the window, free to a good home. As she explains to her husband, the bunny was apparently found in the basement of the grocer, possibly having once belonged to a local distributor of food items&#8230; a thought only reinforced by the funny little tag on the bunny simply reading Bimbo Bunny.<\/p>\n<p>Figuring Chloe has missed having pets since they moved downtown, and a bunny is a small enough pet she could take it to college with her, Stan is off to collect their special Easter surprise for Chloe, and at dinner that night, Chloe is thrilled to see the cutest little furry brown bunny&#8230; a bunny that thanks to the silly tag, she quickly starts to calling B.B.<\/p>\n<p>But just where did B.B. come from, and is there something sinister behind those black little eyes? When Chloe is introducing her new pet to her bedroom, she&#8217;s surprised by his suddenly biting her finger&#8230; and after passing out from the bite, she wakes up hours later in a darkened room to find something even more strange about her furry little friend.<\/p>\n<p>He is staring at her from her bed, seeming to follow every move she makes, and suddenly Chloe is hearing thoughts inside her mind like spoken words, thoughts she knows are somehow coming from B.B. And it seems he has ideas about Chloe&#8217;s young body, improvements she needs to make, ways of making those improvements&#8230; ways of turning sweet innocent Chloe into a very slutty bimbo.<\/p>\n<p>Will Chloe be able to resist the manipulative thoughts her little bunny has hopping around inside her mind? Will Jamarcus and Tyson from next door resist the B.B. inspired seduction Chloe attempts or will they be bitten too? And when Carol wakes, hearing a noise and investigating&#8230; will she too find herself helplessly Bitten by the Bimbo Bunny?<\/p>\n<p>Easter cums but once a year, yet thanks to a little bunny named B.B. every one else may cum a whole lot more.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1543225\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CZFBYLW8\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stan and Jamarcus have seen success in their urban renewal project, turning old apartment buildings into modern luxury downtown duplexes. They even bought into it, living across the hall in the first completed renovation. But they may face Easter renovations they never signed up for after Stan and his wife Carol adopt a cute furry &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/03\/29\/easter-sometimes-bites\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46109,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[251,4],"tags":[252,63],"class_list":["post-46108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-easter-tales","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-easter-tales","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/BittenbytheBimboBunny-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bZG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":47549,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/04\/28\/a-second-kollection-of-easter-themed-kreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":46108,"position":0},"title":"A Second Kollection of Easter Themed Kreme","author":"Kris P. 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