{"id":46126,"date":"2024-04-10T20:37:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-11T01:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=46126"},"modified":"2024-04-11T17:45:44","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T22:45:44","slug":"collect-something-thats-abstract-x-pressionism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/04\/10\/collect-something-thats-abstract-x-pressionism\/","title":{"rendered":"Collect something  that&#8217;s Abstract X-pressionism"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_46127\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-46127\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Abstract X-pressionism: The Tablet Two by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-46127\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-46127\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abstract X-pressionism: The Tablet Two by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There\u2019s nothing Abstract about these twisted two. A talented art student with an active imagination meets a Trance-tory Tablet with a creatively corrupting outlet for all his artistic expressions in The Tablet Two, together for the first time!<\/p>\n<p>This collection includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Abstract X-pressionism<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Miss Julie is the sweetest, most dedicated art teacher Kingsbury High School ever had. While most may see her as prettier than any art, she&#8217;s fully involved in inspiring talent when she sees it. That&#8217;s why she convinced Principal Douglas to get the art department a new tablet called Abstract X-pressionism. She has after-school lessons with the most talented student she has seen in years.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Abstract X-pressionism: New Canvases<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Simon discovered the depths of his perverse creativity thanks to an art tablet his teacher Miss Julie brought him. Abstract X-pressionism is a Trance-tory tablet and it corrupts the users as much as who the users see through its many filters and artistic adjustments. It left Miss Julie a dumbed down curvy bimbo as Simon took the tablet home.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1549748\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0CW3FNV2Z\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s nothing Abstract about these twisted two. A talented art student with an active imagination meets a Trance-tory Tablet with a creatively corrupting outlet for all his artistic expressions in The Tablet Two, together for the first time! This collection includes: Abstract X-pressionism Miss Julie is the sweetest, most dedicated art teacher Kingsbury High School &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/04\/10\/collect-something-thats-abstract-x-pressionism\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":46127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[236,4],"tags":[237,63],"class_list":["post-46126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-abstract-x-pressionism","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-abstract-x-pressionism","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/AbstractX-pressionismTheTabletTwo-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bZY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44606,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/05\/02\/some-think-abstractly\/","url_meta":{"origin":46126,"position":0},"title":"Some think Abstractly","author":"Kris P. 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