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\"The<\/a>

The Science of Seduction by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Every teacher at the troubled city high school Eileen teaches science at must serve their time as detention monitor, but little could the cute teacher ever suspect as her month begins, the brainiest kid in school has gotten himself thrown into detention just in time to have more than a little fun with her.<\/p>\n

Eric Warner has never fit in with the largely trouble-making student body, but it isn’t a student whose body has his intelligence scheming to all new degrees of depravity.<\/p>\n

With an elaborate scheme beyond what most consider science fiction, Eric will turn dedicated science teacher Eileen into the brainiest, bustiest, most downright depraved detention monitor there ever has been.<\/p>\n

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There is order in everything, even chaos, and science rules even chaos in this brainy new Kustom that takes readers right back to high school and straight to detention in only the most thrilling way possible.<\/p>\n

Eric Warner has never been a popular kid, but always had the top grades and sharpest intelligence of anyone at his troubled city high school. Called Wimpy Warner by delinquents such as oldest high school senior ever Demetrius, and his two partners in constant troublemaking, Jalen, and Tanner, Eric Warner is about to graduate with honors, but not before intentionally getting himself thrown into the vice-principal’s new aggressive punishment technique of 30-day detention, an every day two hour hell that Eric intends to make more enjoyable than heaven.<\/p>\n

Getting himself thrown into detention is easy enough for a kid like Eric, a prank so severe it earns him legendary status and the 30-day detention stint, right as a certain teacher’s turn has come up for detention monitoring. And that is where Eileen comes in.<\/p>\n

Of all the teachers at the troubled high school, Eileen is the youngest, teaching all of the sciences from remedial to advanced college prep chemistry courses. She embraces science in all aspects, recognizes that science rules the universe, dictates the behaviors of even the worst student, whether they care to acknowledge that fact or not. But Eileen has no idea that her physical beauty has set her right in the sights of one teenager with more than just a lust to enjoy her being the detention monitor.<\/p>\n

Eric Warner has an elaborate plan, and step one was getting himself thrown into detention just as Eileen’s month of monitoring duty began. He knows her methodical nature as much as she does, and the rules of detention are simply… no devices, no reading, no entertainment or amusement, only two hours to think about why the students are there, two hours each day to think of all the wasted time they brought themselves.<\/p>\n

On day one, there are the usual suspects, Demetrius, Jalen, Tanner, another pair of frequent problem students, Ryan and Martin, along with a fiery redhead with as fiery a tendency to mouth off, Jessica Roberts, and the class goth girl Courtney. But even Eileen is raising an eyebrow at the presence of Eric Warner, the one student so brilliant he didn’t even need to continue her advanced chemistry course for more than one semester. Little does Eileen know Eric is about to put science to work for him in ways that go beyond her understanding of the sciences.<\/p>\n

Confiscating a phone from Eric that first day in detention, Eileen could never imagine he wanted it taken, a dummy phone he rigged for only one reason, to ring with his real phone causing her to pick it up, tiny needles in the sides of it injecting her as the dummy phone brightly scans her into his real phone. After the beautiful science teacher is scanned in, Eric can pull up her image on his phone complete with limitless enhancement options for various parts of her brainy body.<\/p>\n

From the obvious of expanding her chest bigger and bigger each day to heightening her sensitivity to the teenage hormones and pheromones already present in all the horny boys enjoying their detention monitor, even to expanding Eileen’s personal depravity, Eric Warner is going to take detention well past punishment for both the lusty science teacher and every other student.<\/p>\n

As the days pass, will Eric see the true science of seduction from everyone’s favorite science teacher? Will Eileen be finding all new perverse punishments for mouthy Jessica Roberts and goth girl Courtney, with the boys’ eager assistance? And just how far beyond known science can this month of detentions get?<\/p>\n

Day by day witness The Science of Seduction and learn your lessons in lust, readers!<\/p>\n

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Every teacher at the troubled city high school Eileen teaches science at must serve their time as detention monitor, but little could the cute teacher ever suspect as her month begins, the brainiest kid in school has gotten himself thrown into detention just in time to have more than a little fun with her. Eric … <\/p>\n

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