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The WETsuit by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Enjoying a nap on a quiet beach seems like the perfect vacation away from the kids for Darcy. Her husband Holt though, wants excitement. He may find more than they can handle when the opportunity arises to explore a sunken ship.<\/p>\n

Pestering Darcy to join him, she soon gives in. But since she needs a wet suit, they have to see if the local vendor selling goods near the beach from his truck has one.<\/p>\n

Theo is a huge, quirky, hard of hearing man with plenty of irregular goods from Trance-tory in his truck. Will the fittingly named WETsuit he finds make Darcy so instantly wet she soon is giving every man on the beach quite the adventure to remember… every man but her husband that is?<\/p>\n

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Darcy and her husband of ten years, Holt, are enjoying a nice relaxing summer vacation at the beach. Or at least it would be nice and relaxing if Holt didn’t behave like a big kid and excitedly want to pull Darcy into every fun idea he came up with. But on a perfect sunny day where remarkably the heat isn’t too hot and the sun isn’t too bright, Holt might end up regretting what his excitement gets his sexy wife into… or rather what gets into her.<\/p>\n

Time away from two kids, both under the age of ten, is a major selling point of being at the beach for Darcy. She’s a beautiful woman who just wants to nap on the beach and catch some sun. But when Holt walks up excitedly disturbing her nap, she soon realizes there is no escaping the latest adventure he wants to rather forcibly share with her.<\/p>\n

This time it’s a couple of guys down the beach he met who have their own boat. Apparently they found a shipwreck under the waters off shore and have invited Holt to join them in diving down to explore it. But Holt being the big kid he basically is has insisted that he go and get his wife, so there Darcy is, giving him the most typically sarcastic responses as Holt excitedly sells her on the idea of the two of them diving and exploring an old ship for treasure or whatever.<\/p>\n

The problem as Darcy soon points out is that while her ever-prepared husband Holt brought his wetsuit with them to the beach, she has no wetsuit. And that is where Holt has an answer that may just change their marriage forever. Walking back from the boat down the beach, Holt saw the old beat-up pickup truck parked near the beach parking lot. And on that truck supposedly are a bunch of thing for sale, some local Holt assumes selling goods. If anyone has a wetsuit for sale he figures that guy does.<\/p>\n

And as doubtful about it as Darcy is, she’s soon sighing and going along where the two of them meet the owner of that old truck, a hulking friendly black man named Theo who has a goofy smile and is rather comically hard of hearing.<\/p>\n

But will the fittingly named WETsuit he happens to find amid the clutter of goods on the back of his old truck live up to its name in ways the couple could never have imagined? When Darcy tries on the wetsuit behind the truck, Holt heading off to check on the boat owners who are waiting on them, she instantly feels a heat like no sun nor sand could compare to on this sunny summer day.<\/p>\n

Will Theo get paid in such a better way than cash by the suddenly soppy wet and very horny Darcy? Will every man on the fairly unoccupied beach that day get a chance at giving Darcy quite the lasting souvenir from this beach vacation? And will Holt get that adventure he was after or is his wife going to be having the most adventurous screaming fun of the day?<\/p>\n

Find out as Readers Choice Month invites a surprise guest readers have seen before, the happy simple Theo with his always expanding array of second-hand, irregular, and sometimes defective goods from a company called Trance-tory.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Coming Next… Who’s going to win a game of SINtendo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Enjoying a nap on a quiet beach seems like the perfect vacation away from the kids for Darcy. Her husband Holt though, wants excitement. He may find more than they can handle when the opportunity arises to explore a sunken ship. Pestering Darcy to join him, she soon gives in. But since she needs a … <\/p>\n

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