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\"Shopping<\/a>

Shopping for S.M.U.T. by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Audrey wasn’t excited about going clothing shopping with her mother and aunt. It’s just a reminder that her introverted shy world is about to change now that she’ll be heading to college in the fall.<\/p>\n

But when they choose a mall clothing store where a chaotically kinky terrorist group is testing out a new weapon, Audrey may find things changing so much more than she ever was prepared for.<\/p>\n

The static in the store music is pumping out more than just tunes, affecting everyone who isn’t a virgin to find and corrupt the ones who are. So when her mother and aunt are whispering dirty suggestions in Audrey’s ears, it may only be a matter of time before Audrey’s letting boys do all of it.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Prohibitively shy Audrey is finally going to college, and her mother and aunt only want to try and coax her out of her shell by taking the sweet girl shopping for new clothes. But when they happen to pick a certain clothing store at the old mall, knowing it won’t be crowded on a weekday, Audrey just may find herself Shopping for S.M.U.T.<\/p>\n

How could the quiet nervous soon-to-be college coed imagine that the man working on a ladder in the center of the mostly empty clothing store is actually code-named squirrel and he’s planting more than nuts in the ceiling panel where the store’s intercom wires are located? <\/p>\n

Selected to test a weapon intended for much bigger busier targets, Squirrel, along with the leader of his operation Wolf, and Rat, both waiting by a van in a nearby parking deck, are about to unleash chaos. The calling card of all known attacks by the organization known simply as S.M.U.T. this particular brand of chaos today will mostly affect everyone except Audrey and that is because of the six people in the store at the time, she happens to be the only virgin.<\/p>\n

Soon enough static distortion pops are overwhelming the music playing from the store’s antiquated intercom system, and those pops have three guys shopping for shoes considering better things to enjoy, like that cute shy girl that one of them remembered from his recent high school graduation. <\/p>\n

The music also has Audrey’s mother Cassidy and her aunt Eden plotting cruel and sadistically slutty events for sweet innocent Audrey, the pair of them whispering those dirty suggestions into Audrey’s ears. <\/p>\n

But will Audrey give into the suggestions made into her impressionable little mind? Will the boys be resizing Audrey the fun way as the soon-to-be college coed sees how a good dicking fits her?<\/p>\n

Find out as Readers Choice Month brings back a little bit of chaos in a world gone mad, only the best chaos of all… the chaos of S.M.U.T.<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming Next… Reading is important…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Audrey wasn’t excited about going clothing shopping with her mother and aunt. It’s just a reminder that her introverted shy world is about to change now that she’ll be heading to college in the fall. But when they choose a mall clothing store where a chaotically kinky terrorist group is testing out a new weapon, … <\/p>\n

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