{"id":46577,"date":"2024-08-17T15:49:08","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T20:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=46577"},"modified":"2024-08-18T16:05:18","modified_gmt":"2024-08-18T21:05:18","slug":"its-hot-in-the-kosmos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/08\/17\/its-hot-in-the-kosmos\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Hot in the Kosmos"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"ExKreme<\/a>

ExKreme Danger by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Advanced peaceful unemotional humans thousands of years removed from the imperfect emotional mirror images we see today have just been woken from their stasis sleep within a vastly technological space pod.<\/p>\n

They have discovered digital data broadcasts miraculously preserved, the entire archives of a long lost earth human known as Kreme.<\/p>\n

But will their mistaken belief that the stories they discovered are historical records twist their own future into a corrupted depravity with no limits?<\/p>\n

Elias Samson and Elena Virtue are about to realize what desire and lust are, and how fun it can be to let them control their every action.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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In the vast reaches of space, there are many dangers, many unknowns, but perhaps the most unexpected of those unknown dangers is about to blast fiery hot into Hot Shots this month. Witness a human-like species thousands of years outside even the faint memory of a planet called earth… two explorers among many, born from birthing pods into a traveling space pod, using advanced technology to collect the forgotten archives of long-dead civilizations throughout the universe.<\/p>\n

But what happens when they discover the fictional stories of a certain writer… and believe them to be true historical records?<\/p>\n

Among the floating space rubble of a forgotten world, hydraulics hiss, advanced machinery hums, and a space pod of unknown origin awakens Elias Samson and his birthing pod partner Elena Virtue.<\/p>\n

They are of a world where knowledge knows no limits, where emotions are seldom expressed or understood, and where innocence may soon be ended after the pod awakens them to find that the onboard artificial intelligence has detected a long extinct broadcast of data… specifically the archives of an earth writer known as Kreme.<\/p>\n

Throughout their lifelong mission to explore and transmit back all data of value and significance to every other pod like theirs and of course their home planet, Elias and Elena have admittedly taken on certain traits, qualities, interests from the data they intercept. Elena’s recent habit of unnecessary greeting, her habit of letting her hair grow longer, are just some of the subtle nods to long-gone civilizations they have discovered in their space explorations.<\/p>\n

But will the Kreme archives, remarkably well-preserved, translated by their onboard intelligence, prove too much for their delicate psyches to handle?<\/p>\n

The advanced computing technology of their time allows for direct linking with their brains, visual projections of every story they uncover, instant knowledge downloaded into their very thoughts, plot after plot, story after story, book after book… all assumed to be actual facts from a remarkably sex-obsessed culture.<\/p>\n

From the wording, to the emotions, to the downright depravity, Elias and the beautiful innocent Elena may soon be suffering exKreme Danger like nothing their minds have ever handled, like nothing Elena’s supple body has ever taken, and as they read, as they absorb fiction after fiction, the impossibilities they read may soon become very possible with the assistance of their highly evolved brains and onboard intelligence network within their space pod.<\/p>\n

The world may be gone, but nothing stops The Kreme!<\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Coming next… It’s hot working…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Advanced peaceful unemotional humans thousands of years removed from the imperfect emotional mirror images we see today have just been woken from their stasis sleep within a vastly technological space pod. They have discovered digital data broadcasts miraculously preserved, the entire archives of a long lost earth human known as Kreme. But will their mistaken … <\/p>\n

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