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\"SINflation<\/a>

SINflation by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Lloyd is the hubby at home, keeping an eye on Kelly’s garden and daughter Gemma while she is on a work trip. But BOTH may be in bloom after nerdy friend Richard plays a prank on brainy Gemma.<\/p>\n

The pair have pieced together tech from a lab in Japan, and while Lloyd understands next to nothing about the supposed micro-circuitry within the rubber of the balloons, even less about sensors measuring air inflation while supposedly reading thoughts, he is about to experience SINflation.<\/p>\n

After Richard plays a prank on Gemma, trying to pop a balloon she blows up, the air she blew while thinking sinful thoughts blows back into her. Now Lloyd and Richard need to fix her before Kelly gets home.<\/p>\n

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Lloyd is watching sports at home, currently muted while he talks to his wife, Kelly, out of town for work. And while they aren’t exactly still in that honeymoon phase of marriage, he still very much misses her body, teasing her about it as she asks how her garden is doing. But more than the garden will soon be in bloom thanks to a project Kelly’s brainy daughter Gemma has been working on with her nerdy friend Richard.<\/p>\n

Lloyd has no idea about kids these days, admits that the first couple of years he dated Kelly, he honestly thought Gemma was a boy based on her stick figure. But now he definitely has no clue with Gemma and the boy but not a boyfriend Richard building what he first thought was a thermo-nuclear device.<\/p>\n

Kelly is amused by her hubby’s lackluster interest in the nerdy sciences, and insistent that he water the garden but don’t overwater it while she is on one of her rare work trips. And she’s also assuring Lloyd that he doesn’t need to bust heads with Richard. He’s a good boy and not a boy to watch out for, unless it’s his tendency to play pranks on Gemma.<\/p>\n

Ending the call, eagerly awaiting his wife’s return the next day, Lloyd is passing along her only advice for Gemma, that she not blow herself up. He could never imagine that in one way or another, that is just what is about to happen thanks to the pieced together computer project and balloons they have spread across the dining room table.<\/p>\n

Attempting to explain the science behind the project, Gemma tells Lloyd that the balloons are actually imbedded with micro-circuitry that is woven within the rubber, and that the circuitry has advanced sensors programmed to detect and measure the air within the balloon along with reading the mental focus of the one whose lips touch the balloon. As she tells him, it was an experimental merger of technology, gaming, and thought processing dreamed up at a lab in Japan that broke away from SINtech, the big tech company out west that makes video games.<\/p>\n

Absolutely confused and having no interest in figuring it out, Lloyd is reminding them not to blow themselves up, heading outside to deal with Kelly’s garden. And excitedly Gemma is asking Richard whether their pieced together computer is all set to monitor the code, translate the language from original Japanese, and let her test out the thought processing computing of a technology she guesses was originally developed for some crazy Japanese game show or something.<\/p>\n

The idea that only by thinking certain thoughts can the balloons she has be inflated is more than just unique and quirky. It’s revolutionary in that it comes very close to clearly provable mind reading, and as she tells Richard, they can take it and adapt it to an award winning science fair project in the spring, their last spring in high school.<\/p>\n

When Richard isn’t pranking or playing games by pulling Gemma’s hat down over her face, he’s definitely curious about the technology, but unsure about the whole SINtech connection. He’s even more confused when Gemma tells him that while reading through some of the code, she discovered that only by thinking the most sinfully wrong thoughts can the balloon successfully be blown up, part of the challenge for the game the tech was originally created to go along with.<\/p>\n

The game, called SINflation, seemed intent on challenging someone to both think of sex in perverted intense ways while maintaining enough focus to blow a balloon up. And even Gemma can agree that is a unique method of maintaining focus and demonstrating that focus. The only question is, will a virgin stick girl of a nerd like Gemma be able to think of dirty sordid sexual things while blowing up a balloon, the readouts of her thoughts and the running code monitored on their pieced together computer by Richard?<\/p>\n

As it turns out, it’s actually quite easy, and remarkably successful in demonstrating the breakthrough tech she discovered for a game once called SINflation. But when Richard can’t resist one last prank, even he is shocked at the consequences.<\/p>\n

Sneaking up behind her when the purple SINflation balloon is very big, he claps his hands on either side of it, thinking it will just send the balloon sailing off away, air spurting out of it. But instead it somehow shoots all that air right back into Gemma, blowing her head up comically huge, leaving her blank and momentarily mindless.<\/p>\n

When Lloyd walks in from tending to his wife’s garden, he gets one hell of a big-headed shock as Richard is freaking out, Gemma sitting there with a giant head. Figuring the only thing to do might be shifting the air back, no idea how any of this is possible, Lloyd and Richard both see that while effective, there are side effects, like the shifting air moving down and inflating her stick teenage body into the depraved teenage hour-glass perfection of male fantasies everywhere.<\/p>\n

Will Lloyd be in serious trouble for letting his wife’s daughter quite literally blow herself up? Will touching the deflated balloon she was inflating to his own lips somehow transfer the dirty thoughts she was having into his mind? And will Kelly come home to a very kinky surprise like she never could have imagined?<\/p>\n

SINtendo September gets filled with freaky fun as a brainy girl gets a bit more than her head could handle, and everyone plays SINflation.<\/p>\n

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Up next… You’d better… not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lloyd is the hubby at home, keeping an eye on Kelly’s garden and daughter Gemma while she is on a work trip. But BOTH may be in bloom after nerdy friend Richard plays a prank on brainy Gemma. The pair have pieced together tech from a lab in Japan, and while Lloyd understands next to … <\/p>\n

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