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\"Peter<\/a>

Peter Geist: Mockery Mayhem by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

On a blustery cold day, Felix couldn’t be feeling warmer about his prospects with the girl of his dreams. His big sister Bianca’s best friend Paige has actually expressed interest in meeting up outside the small town of Jacoby’s most haunted remote farmhouse.<\/p>\n

But when it turns out the punk girl isn’t into him or his antique Ouija board for spooky fun, but is in fact a lesbian and his sister’s girlfriend, their cruel mockery of a prank pushes him too far.<\/p>\n

Hiding in the old farmhouse, a spirit named Peter Geist uses the Ouija board to make Felix an offer he may be unable to refuse. But will accepting it turn Felix more evil and corrupt than any who ever mocked him?<\/p>\n

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On a blustery October day outside the small town of Jacoby, Felix can’t believe his luck, but as it turns out he’d be best not to believe, for perpetually tormented Felix is about to have the worst prank ever played on him by the girl he secretly loves.<\/p>\n

Carrying the antique Ouija board his big sister’s best friend Paige expressed interest in, Felix almost can’t believe she actually showed up. He’s had a crush on his sister, Bianca’s bestie since forever. And while Felix has been an absolute loser and picked on and bullied by everyone all his life, he figures since he is finally eighteen it is time for life to change… but just what changes are ultimately in store as his day soon takes a turn.<\/p>\n

Paige is a punk girl, his favorite type, beauty with attitude, but somehow, some way, she claims to actually have feelings for him and Felix naturally falls for what may be only the cruelest mockery in a life of mockery he has suffered.<\/p>\n

Supposedly the plan was to meet up outside the notoriously haunted old farmhouse outside Jacoby, to head inside with the Ouija board and talk to the spirits there. It’s something Felix can certainly believe a punk girl like Paige could be into. But something seems a bit off about her as they talk, and when Paige flirts him into dropping his boxers to supposedly show what she really wants to see most… his big sister Bianca jumps out with the camera she has been taping his entire meeting with, a humiliation beyond all else his cruel redheaded sister has ever done before.<\/p>\n

On top of the absolute embarrassment, Paige is just laughing in his face, calling him a loser as she pulls not just her bestie but in fact her girlfriend Bianca in for a passionate kiss… the two revealing that yes… they are lesbians, and Paige could never have an interest in any dick, much less a loser like Felix’.<\/p>\n

Horrified, angry, and betrayed, Felix is grabbing his antique Ouija board and running off to the only nearby place he can escape the mockery… the old haunted farmhouse, never knowing it happens to have a certain notoriously kinky and perverse spirit by the name of Peter Geist living the afterlife there.<\/p>\n

But when slumping against a wall inside, absolute hatred and anger behind his words, will Felix get a little spiritual help from the last place he ever expected it? Or is Peter Geist merely using the Ouija board to manipulate Felix into going along with a kinky twisted plan to forever corrupt the mocked kid forever?<\/p>\n

Watching the planchet move across his antique board, Felix is introduced to Peter, and offered help getting revenge, putting an end to the mockery mayhem of his entire life. When he gets the message that Peter can help end the mockery, by making it so that whoever laughs and mocks him will instead find their mockery turning to lust, the prospect of actually having Paige like he always wanted may be too much to resist.<\/p>\n

But when he accepts the offer of help, Felix gets a bonus he never expected, a quite swelling enhanced gift he can’t wait to share with Paige. Will this be the end to humiliation and mockery, or will Felix find his own mocking twisted intent on all who ruined his life, beginning with Bianca and Paige?<\/p>\n

Find out as HallowKreme continues with a twisted tormented tale of a picked-on boy getting a real ghost of a chance with the girl he always wanted. But once he has her, what will she really want?<\/p>\n

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The next treat is… SINtendo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On a blustery cold day, Felix couldn’t be feeling warmer about his prospects with the girl of his dreams. His big sister Bianca’s best friend Paige has actually expressed interest in meeting up outside the small town of Jacoby’s most haunted remote farmhouse. But when it turns out the punk girl isn’t into him or … <\/p>\n

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