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\"Carnal<\/a>

Carnal Carnival Carnies by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The circus is in town… sorta. While clearing leaves, a family is shocked by the arrival of multiple tractor trailer trucks, faded paint indicating something called the Carn Carnival is in town, setting up colorful tents in the field across the street.<\/p>\n

But things take a twisted turn when that night twin sisters Katie and Kayla sneak over to check the carnival out and never return.<\/p>\n

The following day Charlie and wife Lauren intend to find them, but will they recognize what they find? The way Katie and Kayla act and look is beyond understanding, and soon enough Charlie and Lauren may helplessly find their family part of a more twisted family… one of Carnal Carnival Carnies!<\/p>\n

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Rural family man, Charlie is going to battle, and he has recruited his wife and twin daughters in on the fight… against leaves. But this somewhat silly battle against the changing seasons may be nothing like the changes and silly fates awaiting Charlie and his family when a carnival moves in across the street.<\/p>\n

As twin sisters and cute redheads, Katie and Kayla bicker about what clothing to wear, halfheartedly blowing or raking the various assigned sections of the large rural property, the arrival of large tractor trailers brings work and battle to a halt. It seems like the empty field across the country road from their lone home is finally being put to use… a strange assortment of characters getting out of the trucks, setting up giant colorful striped tents, and obviously intending an October act to spice up the otherwise quiet life this family leads.<\/p>\n

But is there more to this mysterious carnival than meets the eye? Why are they here, and what do they really want?<\/p>\n

Charlie isn’t all that bothered at first, more focused on his battle against the leaves and ending the day with some progress made. But he definitely warns Katie and Kayla not to go snooping around across the street. They’ve hardly seen anyone yet, just a couple of surprisingly muscular pasty painted clowns, a skinny man in a suit, and a couple of little people helping to unload and setup the carnival. From the faded painted mural on the side of one truck it appears to be called the Carn Carnival, but whatever it really is, Charlie knows his curious daughters and absolutely forbids them from going to get a closer look.<\/p>\n

Naturally that night as their parents sleep, Katie talks her more responsible sister Kayla into sneaking over and checking out the carnival tents. It’s quiet and creepy, and shortly after Katie sneaks into one of the tents to look around, Kayla reads something shocking painted on the back of one of those trailers. What happens next… is a mystery.<\/p>\n

When the following morning finds Charlie and his wife Lauren alone at their house listening to far too loud calliope music from the carnival across the street, the frustrated father just knows where his girls ran off to.<\/p>\n

Deciding to go look around, and at the very least find one of the carnival workers to ask if they have seen Katie and Kayla, Charlie and Lauren find the place mysteriously devoid of activity. The blaring music is as loud as ever, but there’s no sign of anyone outside or wandering around, so they must be inside one of the various large tents.<\/p>\n

Splitting up to see about finding their daughters, Charlie takes one tent, Lauren takes another… and both of them may never be the same again.<\/p>\n

In Charlie’s tent he hears muffled moans and soon shockingly finds one of the muscular pasty clowns doing things to Katie no clown… no person should ever be able to do. And she somehow seems to be enjoying every second of it.<\/p>\n

In Lauren’s tent, she finds responsible daughter Kayla with a mouthful… literally, the ringleader of this traveling carnival claiming he intends Kayla to be the new fat lady of their acts.<\/p>\n

Just what is going on and is this one battle Charlie and his family can’t even hope to win? Will he and Lauren be helpless to avoid becoming yet another Carnal Carnival Carnie themselves? Find out what happens this HallowKreme, when the circus cums to town and runs away with YOU?<\/p>\n

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The next treat is… pizza…. mini ones…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The circus is in town… sorta. While clearing leaves, a family is shocked by the arrival of multiple tractor trailer trucks, faded paint indicating something called the Carn Carnival is in town, setting up colorful tents in the field across the street. But things take a twisted turn when that night twin sisters Katie and … <\/p>\n

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