{"id":46951,"date":"2024-12-07T18:06:01","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T00:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=46951"},"modified":"2024-12-08T14:52:57","modified_gmt":"2024-12-08T20:52:57","slug":"a-gathering-of-naughty-elves-before-krismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/12\/07\/a-gathering-of-naughty-elves-before-krismas\/","title":{"rendered":"A gathering of naughty elves before Krismas"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Seasonal Sampler by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Offering a mere taste of everything The 12 Days of Krismas has in store for readers this month, The Seasonal Sampler is sure to whet more than mere appetites.<\/p>\n

The Naughty Elves are taking one charitable faithful wife and putting more than a naughty streak in her. A corset is putting more than the squeeze on a bitchy bossy woman who may just end up the best gift of the season. And a parasitic plant everyone kisses under may be putting a gullible woman under her very own transformational spell, much to the amusement and enjoyment of everyone else.<\/p>\n

Shoes get worn, minds get played, and Santa gets some serious action… in The Seasonal Sampler!<\/p>\n

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Over 33,000 Words of Kreme!<\/p>\n

This Collection includes: Naughty Elves and The Naughty Streak, Merry Mindless Melanie, Mesmerized by Mistletoe, Holiday Heels and Cookie Nookie.<\/p>\n

Like appetizers before the rich holiday meal that is The 12 Days of Krismas, everyone needs to whet their appetites for the thrills to cum! And this year, more than appetites get WET. Prepare yourselves for The Seasonal Sampler, five carefully chosen tales that cover nearly everything you can imagine!<\/p>\n

First up, while hurrying to get donations and his wife’s favorite Santa hat to her for a television interview, Kenneth Manders collides with more than fate in a hospital stairwell.<\/p>\n

The two strange little men claim to be Naughty Elves, and they’ve heard of his wife Victoria, a gorgeous woman with a charitable spirit. The elves offer Kenneth a deal he can’t pass up.<\/p>\n

They will match dollar for dollar every charity donation Victoria raises for the homeless and jobless, if she doesn’t give in to her Naughty Streak over the next 24 hours.<\/p>\n

But is this a more literal Naughty Streak than Kenneth could ever imagine, and who will pay the bigger price, he or his innocent moral wife?<\/p>\n

Then… when Melanie came into Todd’s life, it was the end to all things great about living with his dad. She walked in, stole his dad from him, changed their eating habits, berated Todd, and generally was a real bitch.<\/p>\n

A business trip pulling his father Evan out of town promises to make things worse, leaving Todd alone with Melanie. But the gift Evan gives her changes everything, Todd recognizing the Comfort Corset as something else.<\/p>\n

He’s seen the ads for Merry Mindless Corsets, and he knows they can make Melanie mindless, subject to whatever anyone tells her she is or will become. So this Christmas she’s definitely going to still be a bitch, but only the best kind.<\/p>\n

Next up, after Darla learns that mistletoe is a deadly parasite which leeches the life out of trees and can leave them empty husks, she starts to worry. But after her husband David’s son Jonathan makes up false additional facts, she starts to truly freak out.<\/p>\n

Could mistletoe be just as much a life draining paralyzing parasite for humans too? She’s touched mistletoe and now she worries she may become a lifeless human doll forever.<\/p>\n

And… Madelyn always took pride in herself, a beautiful woman with an ugly selfish side. Scamming shoe stores to lower the cost of high priced shoes, she was caught and punished, assigned to community service.<\/p>\n

She never imagined that part of that service would involve dressing stupid in a Santa dress to walk up and down a line of the less fortunate showing up at the mall to collect donated goods.<\/p>\n

She also never imagined the shoes she was told to pick from at a nearby Shoe Shop would change her mind about servicing the community forever.<\/p>\n

Finally… a hardworking mother, Nora is getting home very late, her children already in bed, having left a cute note out proclaiming the plate of cookies and the glass of milk For Santa.<\/p>\n

But when Nora finishes the late night snack off, then falls asleep on the couch beside the note, will the surprisingly real Santa assume she was left for him to enjoy?<\/p>\n

With all the time magic can provide him, Santa may end up giving Nora a gift she definitely didn’t ask for this year.<\/p>\n

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Coming Next… Krismas starts with a party…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Offering a mere taste of everything The 12 Days of Krismas has in store for readers this month, The Seasonal Sampler is sure to whet more than mere appetites. The Naughty Elves are taking one charitable faithful wife and putting more than a naughty streak in her. A corset is putting more than the squeeze … <\/p>\n

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