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\"Konversational<\/a>

Konversational Krismas Card by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When an old professional photography buddy of a certain talkative doctor calls up for an assist, everyone’s favorite chatty Doc is ready to cum to the rescue.<\/p>\n

Vince Veil has a new conceptual idea for Christmas card photography this year, but in order to convince his clients and get the poses right, he’s going to need help. Who better for such a job than a professional in psychology and psychiatry? But will even Vince be surprised at how extreme the concepts become with Doc helping?<\/p>\n

Ben never wanted to even be in the photos with big sis Amelia, her idea to surprise their parents. In the end, Ben may barely be in those photos, but Vince and Doc definitely will be in Amelia.<\/p>\n

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The most talkative doctor around is back for the holidays, and this time he is helping out a friend of his named Vince Veil of Vince Veil Photography. But will having an assistant who can talk people into anything make for some easy photoshoots… or just easy girls being photographed?<\/p>\n

Vince has called in his old buddy the Doc for a little assist with his photography during the season when the clients he gets are wanting seasonally suitable photographs for Christmas cards. Having dealt with people all the time, having to direct their heads, encourage their smiles, and generally help them reach the mood necessary for brilliant portrait captures, Vince knows that having a highly skilled doctor in the field of psychology and psychiatry as an assistant will surely make things easier, especially since Vince wants to try some new artistic conceptual ideas for this years’ photos.<\/p>\n

But more than the photography might get easier with Doc along, as he finds out the ideas Vince has in mind. It’s really a fairly simple concept, to add more action, more interest to the poses, to then later digitally add in effects and background enhancements, overlay some special wording, and create the most fun Christmas card images anyone could ever ask for, complete with custom themes so no two are alike.<\/p>\n

And when Vince Veil’s first clients arrive, the Doc is definitely feeling more than inspiration in how to have those clients pose.<\/p>\n

High School senior Ben has begrudgingly allowed his big sister, Amelia, to drag him into her idea of presenting their parents with a Christmas card photo of the two of them. After all, since he is about to graduate and spending all his time with friends, and she already has been away at college, updated professional quality pictures of them are the best and most inexpensive gifts they could ever give.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately Ben thinks the whole photography idea is just dumb, and seems more interested in poking fun at Amelia for how she somehow gained the freshman fifteen in her boobs apparently. But sibling arguments is nothing new to the man who welcomes and directs them back to where Vince Veil will photograph them… a man who has solved far worse problems with peacefully talked through solutions, a man they come to simply call Doc.<\/p>\n

Attempting to pump up their moods for the artistic creative conceptual ideas Vince has already gone through with him, Doc is soon taking his assisting job more seriously than even Vince might have expected.<\/p>\n

But is he really suggesting that maybe their clothing is the problem, that stripping down to underwear will be easier because Vince can digitally add in just the right clothing later? And are Amelia and Ben somehow going along with the increasingly strange direction in their pose, their positioning, and the look that Doc feels will create the perfect themed Christmas card?<\/p>\n

As the poses and positioning get more and more unusual, reluctant little brother Ben may find himself less and less a feature of the photo and more a bystander as cute coed Amelia gets up close and personal with both the photographer and his eager chatty assistant. In the end, her parents may truly remember forever the shocking Christmas card they are given, capturing a truly conceptual theme like no other.<\/p>\n

The 12 Days of Krismas offers tips and tricks on how to make the most out of your photographic Krismas Card; sometimes a good Konversation can talk a girl into almost any kind of pose.<\/p>\n

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Coming Next… There’s a place for that elf at Krismas…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When an old professional photography buddy of a certain talkative doctor calls up for an assist, everyone’s favorite chatty Doc is ready to cum to the rescue. Vince Veil has a new conceptual idea for Christmas card photography this year, but in order to convince his clients and get the poses right, he’s going to … <\/p>\n

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