{"id":47026,"date":"2024-12-26T15:39:45","date_gmt":"2024-12-26T21:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=47026"},"modified":"2024-12-27T13:13:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T19:13:04","slug":"things-are-feisty-at-krismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2024\/12\/26\/things-are-feisty-at-krismas\/","title":{"rendered":"Things are feisty at Krismas"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Bimbo<\/a>

Bimbo Bombed Boxing Day Busted by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

A cheery older woman is willing to play along with the Christmas gift her daughter Dana thought up. While Sheila thinks herself too old and out of the game to finally meet a man, Dana thinks otherwise, planning to hit the Boxing Day sales and give Mom a whole new look.<\/p>\n

But after Sheila finds herself unexpectedly Bimbo Bombed, she may be gaining that new look all by herself.<\/p>\n

Shocked and confused, Sheila is told she has just one hour to have her big boobs punched one hundred times. And after finding the neighbor boys taking down decorations across the street she may actually get those punches.<\/p>\n

What happens if she doesn’t, though, will be the biggest holiday surprise of all!<\/p>\n

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Sheila is most of the way through her forties, well past the age she thinks anyone might be interested in her, but that hasn’t shaken her daughter Dana’s well-intended Christmas gift of taking her mother out shopping on Boxing Day, the day after Christmas, convincing her sweet mother that they are going to give her the makeover and clothes to finally get her a man.<\/p>\n

But as upbeat and positive as Sheila tries to be, even painting her nails a new funky color while talking to her daughter on the phone, will this be a Boxing Day bust of a plan… or could Sheila find herself Boxing Day Busted in ways her poor mind was never prepared for?<\/p>\n

As a single and loving mother, Sheila has plenty of worries and concerns, like for her daughter getting that mysterious new job at the big tech firm located in a building near the CN Tower. But one concern Sheila may have never dreamed of having is the concern of being Bimbo Bombed.<\/p>\n

But before that concern crashes in on her, Sheila is being her typical pessimist self, beating herself up over even the idea that new clothes and makeup could make a woman her age all that appealing to men. About the only self-confidence she naturally has is being somewhat proud of her large breasts. Even today, while waiting for Dana to arrive so they can hit the stores for the Boxing Day sales, Sheila is dressed in a faded old pink top, playing up the size of her breasts.<\/p>\n

Little could she know after responding to the chime her phone suddenly makes, Boxing Day is about to take on a whole new meaning.<\/p>\n

As soon as Sheila grips her phone to check what she assumes is just another message from her daughter, painful electrical shocks flow into her hand, up into her body, causing Sheila to shake and feel dizzy, clenching her eyes shut until the pain passes.<\/p>\n

Naturally, Dana would be the one to ask for help with whatever just happened, being the tech genius in the family… but even she might have no idea why Sheila’s phone suddenly has an entirely different background, none of her apps, and simply has glowing pink lettering spelling out the words Happy BOXING Day.<\/p>\n

Swiping at the screen, Sheila feels a chill worse than any winter breeze… the message that appears very clear. “You’ve just been Bimbo Bombed.”<\/p>\n

Assuming it has to be a joke, no one would target a woman like her for a Bimbo Bombing, Sheila is panicking more and more, the message refusing to go away no matter what button she presses, how she swipes at the screen. And when the message changes to a large number zero in the middle of the screen, things are about to go from bad to worse.<\/p>\n

The zero represents a counter, and according to the Bimbo Bombing demands, Sheila is told she has one hour to get her big boobs punched one hundred times. And when Sheila finally gives in and just balls up her own fist, punching one of her boobs painfully hard… the phone buzzes and informs her No self-inflicted punching.<\/p>\n

With a timer at the top of the phone ticking down, with her daughter not due to arrive for over a couple of hours, and with no way of calling for help, what will Sheila do? Can she possibly go to neighbors and ask them to punch her in the boobs? Will that even work or get her enough punches to avoid whatever more horrible fate awaits should she fail to get enough punches?<\/p>\n

In the end Sheila may find herself more popular with men than she ever imagined, and truly used and abused in ways only the best gifts of Boxing Day can be used. The 12 Days of Krismas takes more punches and keeps on going!<\/p>\n

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Coming Next… Things get sticky at Krismas…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A cheery older woman is willing to play along with the Christmas gift her daughter Dana thought up. While Sheila thinks herself too old and out of the game to finally meet a man, Dana thinks otherwise, planning to hit the Boxing Day sales and give Mom a whole new look. But after Sheila finds … <\/p>\n

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