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\"Cheap<\/a>

Cheap Trash by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Maya is thrilled to be finally selling her husband’s junk, but when he has to work, leaving her alone with his micro-managed overly particular sale to deal with, his last demand, labels on all the items… may cost her more than she can imagine.<\/p>\n

Needing a label maker, Maya knocks on neighbor Bryce’s door, Bryce an arrogant jock with a slutty blonde girlfriend. As it turns out though, Bryce recalls the label maker his girlfriend Olivia was obsessed with, still in the backseat of his muscle car, and so Maya has her a label maker to use.<\/p>\n

But when she jokingly prints labels for her husband’s stuff saying Cheap Trash… then sticks one on herself, will she become a cheating trashy slut?<\/p>\n

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Miles is a bit OCD all the time, obsessing about everything, particular about everything, and on a day he has been called in to work, he is obsessing over the sale of all his old junk, stuff his wife has been bothering him to get rid of. But leaving his petite attractive redheaded wife Maya in charge might be a mistake Miles never obsessively worried about.<\/p>\n

Before he leaves, he is pointing out that none of the stuff is labeled and he wants to make sure she will label everything so she can keep track of the items that are sold. When Maya assures him that she will label everything right away, even if she has to borrow a label maker from the neighbors, Miles is soon on his way.<\/p>\n

But for Maya, her day is about to take a turn she never imagined and it all starts with heading across the street to the neighbors’ house.<\/p>\n

It wasn’t that long ago that the family across the street got plenty of sympathy, their youngest son Oliver going missing. And while older brother Bryce, something of a cocky jock with a wildly slutty girlfriend, insisted Oliver probably just ran off with his church friends, all of them missing, the whole situation was definitely newsworthy.<\/p>\n

Either way, if anyone is home this time of day, it’s Bryce, so Maya is knocking on the door, hoping he has a label maker she can borrow, unaware that the reason for all that church chaos and the disappearance of the teens was a powerfully altering label maker whose stickers can transform anyone they are stuck on.<\/p>\n

After catching Bryce at a bad time, or good time it seems, considering he and his blonde bombshell girlfriend Olivia seem to be screwing all over their house today, Maya is just focusing on the task at hand, asking about a label maker. And that is when Bryce remembers the label maker still somewhere in the back of his car, the one Olivia seemed briefly obsessed with having from that church giveaway.<\/p>\n

But as Maya heads back across the street, in disbelief over the arrogant kid actually hitting on her too, she never could imagine the dangers that come from using The Label MakeHER, a uniquely named and functioning label maker she found in the muscle car’s backseat.<\/p>\n

Realizing how tedious printing a bunch of different labels would be, Maya is grinning as she just prints up a ton of the same label, giving her husband’s junk exactly the label it all needs, Cheap Trash.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for her and fortunately for everyone else she might see today, while applying the labels to the items out on tables in her driveway, Maya gets startled by a quiet man there to shop, and his tapping her on the shoulder causes her to jump, inadvertently placing a Cheap Trash sticker onto the back of her hand instead of the item she was holding.<\/p>\n

As soon as the label is placed, she strangely feels no need to remove it and everything begins to shift in her attitude about selling her husband’s junk. Maya starts to think of herself differently, and think very differently about what sort of sales she is wanting to make. But will her sudden realization that she herself is in fact… Cheap Trash, have buyers forgetting all about the items on tables and instead giving her money for entirely different reasons?<\/p>\n

The Label MakeHER is back and printing out all new stickers just in time for Kreme Kisses.<\/p>\n

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Koming Next… It’s a SIN to be kissed…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Maya is thrilled to be finally selling her husband’s junk, but when he has to work, leaving her alone with his micro-managed overly particular sale to deal with, his last demand, labels on all the items… may cost her more than she can imagine. Needing a label maker, Maya knocks on neighbor Bryce’s door, Bryce … <\/p>\n

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