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\"Hunting<\/a>

Hunting for Brittany by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Johnny was never one to stress, but home from college for Easter break, Johnny is nothing but stressed. That’s because his dad is leaving town for a week on business and not taking his bimbo girlfriend Brittany.<\/p>\n

For years the stacked strawberry blonde Brittany made life awkward for Johnny. She is needy and clueless and he doesn’t want to deal with her constant interruptions and everything else his dad puts up with for more enjoyable reasons.<\/p>\n

But when a message on his phone tells Johnny he won a prize package from the Magical Mayhem division of the Official Easter Bunny Headquarters, will an Easter Egg hunt finally turn reality in his favor, and Brittany into everything he ever wanted?<\/p>\n

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Johnny is a pretty chill college guy… but then he won’t be on campus for Easter break. The chill is gone and the heat might turn up when Johnny gets home planning a nice relaxing two week Easter break in his room, gaming and literally chilling out from the stresses of campus. Thanks to a business trip his dad has for one of those weeks, the stresses of home may truly make this an unhappy Easter for Johnny… or will they?<\/p>\n

For a decade now, one single element of his home life has ruined nearly every normal bit of fun Johnny could ask for. And that element comes on two legs, with long strawberry blonde hair, and about as much common sense as common measurements.<\/p>\n

Brittany is the blonde bombshell his dad has perpetually dated and invited to live under the same roof, though she has never been anything but his dad’s play toy. And apparently no matter the begging and pleading when Johnny finds out his dad is leaving, his father Kenneth just will not take his toy with him on the trip.<\/p>\n

As Kenneth puts it, the work trip is a work trip, and while he’d love to take Brittany with him, she would be far too pleasant a distraction. And that unfortunately means the clingy, needy, simple-minded Brittany is going to be nothing but distractions to the peaceful solitude Johnny wanted in his room.<\/p>\n

Nearly as soon as she gets home, having been out shopping when Kenneth had to leave, Brittany is at Johnny’s door annoying him. She is the bimbo who once misunderstood his sarcasm about dressing up as the Easter Bunny one year and dressed up more like a Playboy Bunny to the lusty amusement of Johnny’s high school friends. She is the bimbo who earlier when attempting to hide plastic Easter eggs literally placed the eggs in the middle of rooms… with nothing in them for Johnny to find as a kid.<\/p>\n

So Johnny is trying his best to be as blunt and to the point that he wants to play his games and be left alone, but Brittany is persistently annoying as always, his dad’s dumb pet needy for attention.<\/p>\n

However, maybe there really is a little Easter magic in the world, especially after Johnny kicks her out of his room, momentarily enraged she walked in causing his game character to die onscreen. It is after that, Johnny gets a very strange text on his phone, one claiming to be from The Official Easter Bunny Headquarters, Magical Mayhem Division, and informing him he has won the Easter Bunny Hunt prize package.<\/p>\n

Johnny rolls his eyes at the ridiculous spam text, claiming he should get ready for the most rewarding hunt of his life… something he assumes stupid Brittany probably gave his number out to in yet her latest attempt to make Easter special in her own ditzy way.<\/p>\n

When another text comes shortly after, the messages about as predictably annoying as Brittany usually is, Johnny reads that the hunt has begun, instructions to find eggs hidden anywhere on the property, each egg unleashing everything he ever desired. And though Johnny fully intends to block the number and go back to his game… he spots something hidden barely under the unmade sheets of his bed.<\/p>\n

Pulling out a very colorfully painted ceramic egg, Johnny is still holding that egg when Brittany bursts right back in his room to apologize ironically for bursting in his room earlier. But as she looks at him and he holds the egg up, asking if she put it on his bed… they both are surprised as the ceramic egg explodes into a cloud of colorful dust, vanishing from sight. And nearly instantly Brittany is moaning in what seems rather spontaneous orgasm right there in front of him.<\/p>\n

As little as Johnny likes being around Brittany the bimbo, this definitely is an amusing sight, her rather intense orgasms ending with her confused and panicked on her knees. But as she runs off humiliated, another message on his phone promises Johnny that the rewards for finding more Easter eggs only get better from there.<\/p>\n

As much as he’d fully intended to go back to his video game, Johnny has to see where this goes, and after looking around, he finds yet another hidden colorful ceramic egg in a laundry hamper, ironically sitting in one of the cups of Brittany’s bra.<\/p>\n

When Brittany returns to the laundry cart, still embarrassed and confused from earlier, the egg Johnny just found explodes into dust like the other… and this time Johnny is shocked to see Brittany’s already big breasts getting somehow bigger, ripping through her top.<\/p>\n

Can simple Brittany ever figure out what exactly is going on? Will Johnny discover some Easter fun he finally enjoys having with the live-in slut who made his social life beyond awkward for years? And just what are the limits if any to the chaotic unfolding Easter mayhem that occurs one egg at a time to Brittany, Johnny, and even reality itself?<\/p>\n

Find out as Easter returns and loner gamer Johnny finds a whole new way to score big, all by Hunting for Brittany.<\/p>\n

 
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Johnny was never one to stress, but home from college for Easter break, Johnny is nothing but stressed. That’s because his dad is leaving town for a week on business and not taking his bimbo girlfriend Brittany. For years the stacked strawberry blonde Brittany made life awkward for Johnny. She is needy and clueless and … <\/p>\n

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