{"id":47651,"date":"2025-05-24T15:06:46","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T20:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=47651"},"modified":"2025-05-24T15:06:46","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T20:06:46","slug":"tales-from-the-kreme-presents-rubbing-more-than-the-lamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/05\/24\/tales-from-the-kreme-presents-rubbing-more-than-the-lamp\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales from the Kreme presents… Rubbing More than the Lamp"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tales from the Kreme presents… Rubbing More than the Lamp by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Brian and his young wife Cayla have moved into their first home, and while they both feel stress from all the boxes piled inside the home, Brian is ready to work that stress off in an enjoyable way. Unfortunately for him, Cayla is only wearing her sexiest lingerie because it is the only lingerie found in the boxes so far unpacked.<\/p>\n

When this leaves Brian horny, he uses the new wifi with his tablet seeking a suitably kinky tale to read. Finding his imagination pulled in by a story called Rubbing More than the Lamp, will Brian’s own idle wishes about Cayla somehow begin to cum true?<\/p>\n

Find out in the new series that explores what happens to the readers of original Kris P. Kreme tales!<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

For too long readers have gone without the absolute mind-altering dangers of reading the Kreme exposed. But no more, as Tales from the Kreme presents… will bring readers sordid tales into the light. These are the twisted true tales of what happens to certain reader’s lives as they indulge in their favorite Kremey treats. First up, the tale of a horny husband looking for some action from his hot young wife after moving into their first home together. But when Cayla turns Brian down for sex, saying she is too tired from the move, will Brian’s chosen porn story bring wishes to life he never imagined?<\/p>\n

Brian knows only one way to tell if there’s a chance for sex from his sexy younger wife, Cayla… and that is by the lingerie she wears to bed. So when after a day spent hauling in boxes and cluttering their new house with them, Cayla walks out of their new master bathroom with only the sexiest slinkiest thin satin lingerie she owns… he is thrilled.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Brian, Cayla has simply put on the only lingerie she was able to find among the boxes already unpacked, and she is far too tired and focused on the stresses of the move to entertain her horny husband’s hopes. She even teases him by joking about the many things he probably would like her to do… before rolling her eyes and telling him to dream whatever pervert dreams he wants.<\/p>\n

For Brian, the rejection isn’t at all anything new, and he is fully fine with Cayla’s reasoning. His friends might call him a bit whipped but for a girl like Cayla it’s worth it, and she does have a point about him not unpacking boxes because he had to set up his big screen and get the wifi going for his new home office.<\/p>\n

It just so happens that he is going to let Cayla get her sleep because he is still horny and dreams won’t cut it. Brian will need that working wifi to find a suitably twisted porn story to read, imagining the sex he wishes he was having. And with his tablet unpacked and connected to the wifi, Brian is soon searching for just such an erotic tale of twisted fiction.<\/p>\n

When he stumbles upon a story featuring a pregnant looking Asian woman on the cover beside a big blue exercise ball, Brian is interested. She may look nothing like his wife and the story apparently seems to be about a younger man and older woman but there’s just enough there to have him excited. Wishes gone wrong seems like a suitably twisted tale for things to get crazy and after the stress of moving, Brian could use a crazy little escape.<\/p>\n

But as he begins skimming through this original Tale from the Kreme, will Brian’s idle fantasies about his sleeping wife become more than just fantasies? Having a beer or three as he finds the fun bits of the tale, will drunken ramblings of his own horny wishes, like that the hornier he is, the bigger Cayla’s tits get somehow come true?<\/p>\n

Could simply reading a crazy story when just horny enough somehow unleash the boundaries of reality for an average married couple like Brian and Cayla? Or is this merely the actual dangers of reading Tales from the Kreme? Find out as Cayla wakes up the day after her husband reads his twisted little tale with more questions than answers… and Brian ends up getting everything he wished for and more in ways he knows will make their new home a very happy home indeed.<\/p>\n

And should you feel tempted to test your own fate, dear readers… Rubbing More than the Lamp is available now!<\/p>\n

 
\nFind it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Brian and his young wife Cayla have moved into their first home, and while they both feel stress from all the boxes piled inside the home, Brian is ready to work that stress off in an enjoyable way. Unfortunately for him, Cayla is only wearing her sexiest lingerie because it is the only lingerie found … <\/p>\n

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