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\"P.O.R.N.<\/a>

P.O.R.N. Logic by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Everyone in the neighborhood likes Ben, whether it’s the girls in the duplex across the street or the Millers next door. But Ben isn’t so carefree as he appears, working internet security, intentionally crashing firewalls and testing online databases.<\/p>\n

But when lightning strikes during a trial of something he discovered on the dark web, a form of programming called Paradoxical Orderless Reality Normalizing logic, more than programming gets corrupted.<\/p>\n

Waking with a throbbing headache Ben realizes a blow job would help. But will Stacy, the Miller’s sweet daughter follow that logic? Will her mother, the girls across the street, a pizza guy, and more all be corrupted by P.O.R.N. Logic?<\/p>\n

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It’s a fairly typical day for a hapless easygoing guy named Ben. He’s returning home with his Big Gulp, waving at neighbors in his small close-knit neighborhood. But the neighborhood is about to get a whole lot closer in only the most perversely pornographic ways, and the thunder rumbling in darkening skies above will play as much a role as Ben will.<\/p>\n

Just like coed beauties and roommates Nora and Ellie across the street in the old duplex, Ben is a bit of an exception to the rules. They may be all about brains rather than the vapid beauties they would first appear, and Ben is not so hapless or slacker as he would appear. That’s because Ben works internet security, intentionally spending his nights surfing the dark web, studying up on only the latest twisted programming means by which hackers with far lesser skills than him attempt to bring chaos to online systems the world over. <\/p>\n

And Ben likes his job and his neighborhood, having even set up the networking solutions for next door neighbors Lionel and Catherine Miller. The man insists Ben call them by their first names, but Mrs. Miller is something of a serious intimidation, always chasing away boys she feels are getting too handsy or otherwise involved with the Miller’s nineteen year old daughter Stacy. But as much as everyone in the neighborhood may have their predictably focused and established role in everyday life… life is about to change, whether it be reprogrammed or hacked, thanks to something that happens to Ben on that stormy night.<\/p>\n

Ignoring the building thunder, the crashing lightning, and generally tuning out the storm outside, Ben is on the dark web, using his multi-monitor setup to search for only the most deadly powerful programming tools out there, to sharpen his skills and keep everyone safe from hackers and troublemakers online. Some nights his dark web fishing trips land a big catch, other times not so much, but tonight, he finds a new programming application he has never heard of… one called Paradoxical Orderless Reality Normalizing logic. <\/p>\n

Quickly downloading through his own safety filters the program, Ben is ready to flex his own skills and test out this fancy programming app, see what damage it could do and better learn to prevent it. But right as Ben is clicking the execute command to enter this Paradoxical Orderless Reality Normalizing logic and try it out, lightning strikes a large transformer on a pole outside Ben’s house, and electricity is exploding through every monitor Ben has, causing a spilled soda to then electrify everything at his desk… including Ben, sending him shooting across the room unconscious.<\/p>\n

Waking up suddenly, Ben realizes it is daylight outside, the storm having long since passed, and his head is absolutely killing him. But inexplicably Ben just knows what will take that headache away and help him clear his mind of the concerns and pains he feels… a blow job.<\/p>\n

Getting up, leaving, and knocking on the Miller’s door, Ben is greeted by overprotected sweet daughter Stacy, who is shocked when Ben explains he needs a blow job. But after explaining the obvious logic in the request, Stacy is soon on her knees, becoming what she most logically should be. And when her mother catches her and turns that rage she usually saves for handsy boyfriends of Stacy onto Ben… Ben just points out the logical reason she feels that way… jealousy and realizing her daughter is all grown up, which in his new sense of P.O.R.N logic must mean Catherine Miller just needs to get another baby inside her.<\/p>\n

Something has changed Ben’s entire programming world and now whether he’s fully aware of it or not… he seems to possess a unique ability to reprogram the world around him and all those in it. Will Catherine live out her logically starring role in milf porn? Will Nora and Ellie across the street get the pizza they ordered or with predictably thumping soundtrack will they more thoroughly enjoy the extra sausage with their pizza? <\/p>\n

Find out as a programmer’s world from the dark web gets darker and more depraved, but the end of his work means more happy endings than he may ever have imagined.<\/p>\n

Readers Choice Months offers up something new, a logical choice for your reading enjoyment.<\/p>\n

 
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Up next… It’s all Good…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everyone in the neighborhood likes Ben, whether it’s the girls in the duplex across the street or the Millers next door. But Ben isn’t so carefree as he appears, working internet security, intentionally crashing firewalls and testing online databases. But when lightning strikes during a trial of something he discovered on the dark web, a … <\/p>\n

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