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On your Mark, Get Set, MOO! by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Amanda Chase has spent her life running, whether it’s literal running in her determination to make it as a successful athlete… or running away from the ridicule of high school when her breasts earned her the nickname Amooo-nda. Yet most of her running has been to leave the farm she grew up on, to not be trapped by pointless farm life.<\/p>\n

When her father has some fancy robotic mechanized installation work done by Larry, an old classmate with a crush, Amanda may soon run right into her own twisted future, and that future may forever be an integral part of the farm.<\/p>\n

After robotic arms and dairy processing equipment mistake Amanda for a cow… will she end up becoming one?<\/p>\n

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Amanda Chase has returned home after graduating college with honors, and she isn’t very thrilled to be back. That’s because home is not where she wants to stay, certainly not on the old family farm her father runs these days with practically none of the farmhands he used to have. But as much as Amanda might like to quite literally run away from farm life, her fate may soon be sealed in ways she can’t imagine.<\/p>\n

For years Amanda has been running, and not just of the jogging variety. She has been running away from who she is, how she looks, and from her father Samuel Chase, the last holdout in town to still have a somewhat functioning farm, refusing to sell to real-estate developers like everyone else.<\/p>\n

Samuel Chase has for many years been determined to keep his farm running, one way or another, and while he’d very much like his only daughter to be a part of that, he knows what a wild freethinking girl she is.<\/p>\n

Amanda would like nothing more than to run away forever, which is why she is regularly training with long runs throughout the rural property, training for a future as a career athlete. She does all of this despite or in spite of her unfortunately having large breasts. And she has always been quick to point out what crude animals men become around an attractive young woman with large breasts.<\/p>\n

As far as she is concerned, she has little use for men, little use for the farm, and even less use for a town she was ridiculed in called Amooo-nda in high school. But running may not be an option much longer as her father has brought in what he hopes will finally bring his old farm into the twenty-first century… and what may unintentionally bring Amanda into finally accepting who she is… and what she will become.<\/p>\n

Larry was a geeky kid the last time Amanda saw him before going off to college, and he’s still pretty much a geek. But while Amanda may refuse to ever forgive him for the name Amooo-nda, she may be unable to change where her running path leads, straight into a future with Larry.<\/p>\n

As she jogs off on her morning run, just one of three regular training sessions each and every day, Larry is meeting with Samuel to install his own invention, a fully robotic mechanized dairy processing installation in the old barn. <\/p>\n

While Larry explains each part to Samuel, it’s truly a modern wonder, and one he hopes will revolutionize farming and greatly increase the production of the old Chase farm. According to Larry, whenever a cow walks onto the metal weight-sensing plate installed in the barn, four robotic arms are triggered. Two hold the cow in position, the other two using gripping and squeezing manual methods to milk that cow. But the most interesting part comes from the ear muffs lowered over the head of the cow, instantly calming that cow and reinforcing their productivity in the most humane way possible.<\/p>\n

It’s quite an installation, but as Samuel and Larry head back to the farmhouse for lunch, will they completely forget that Amanda’s regular training runs happen to take her through that old barn?<\/p>\n

Just what will happen when Amanda steps on that plate, triggering the robotic arms that grab her and force her on hands and knees? Just what perverse state will Samuel and Larry find her in later? And was all of this actually an accident… or does someone want to make sure Amanda never runs again, at least not away from what she is about to become?<\/p>\n

When Hot Shots gets too hot, reach for a nice cool glass of refreshing milk!<\/p>\n

 
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Amanda Chase has spent her life running, whether it’s literal running in her determination to make it as a successful athlete… or running away from the ridicule of high school when her breasts earned her the nickname Amooo-nda. Yet most of her running has been to leave the farm she grew up on, to not … <\/p>\n

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