{"id":48053,"date":"2025-08-19T14:28:27","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T19:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48053"},"modified":"2025-08-20T19:33:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T00:33:36","slug":"its-officially-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/08\/19\/its-officially-hot\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Officially Hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_48055\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-48055\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-48055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-1432x2048.jpg 1432w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover-750x1073.jpg 750w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover.jpg 1700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-48055\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Hitting the beach this summer with someone hot who inside may be as cold as the water? Reach for The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube, guaranteed to bring out her inner slut!<\/p>\n<p>Trevor is with his regrettably conservative but hot girlfriend Veronica at a rented beach condo&#8230; and all he wants to do is get her into the water, knowing the photos of her dripping wet in a bikini will at least offer him the illusion of having a horny girlfriend. But after she insists she needs something to float with in the water and he has seen the online ad for The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube, Trevor goes on a quest to find one.<\/p>\n<p>But when he does, is he prepared for what kind of a slut Veronica may become?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1837179\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0FMKQDG1P\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hot Shots hits the beach where it&#8217;s always HOT this time of the year, unless you&#8217;re Trevor whose conservative good girl girlfriend Veronica is about as cold a companion as a guy could have at the beach. <\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s already talking about how no one can know she actually went alone on a beach vacation with her boyfriend, because she isn&#8217;t that kind of girl. And she insisted they rent a two bedroom condo, not sharing a bed at all with her boyfriend. In fact, for Trevor, the only thing about Veronica that has ever been worth having her as a girlfriend has been that she is a hot coed. But only on the outside.<\/p>\n<p>Veronica refuses to ever be naughty&#8230; an amusing word she uses too much. And it&#8217;s something of a miracle she even is wearing the black two-piece bikini, but then it is a private beach and only a man and his son in the next condo rental over are around. <\/p>\n<p>But Trevor is determined to make some good memories, or at least get hot pictures of Veronica wet from the water in her bikini, and in order to do that, she will have to actually go into that water. When she insists she needs floaties or something to make her feel safer in the water, it reminds Trevor of the ad he was watching on his laptop&#8230; a promotional ad for something called The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube, guaranteed to bring out her Inner slut. <\/p>\n<p>Supposedly available for a limited time from limited sources, in a baker&#8217;s dozen designs, the inner tube looks like a giant doughnut, and is activated with water, turning any woman using it into whatever kind of slut the one giving it to her desires.<\/p>\n<p>But was Veronica gets some sun resting on the beach, waiting on him to return, Trevor is visiting every shop and having no luck finding anyone who has even heard of The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube, much less has one available to purchase.<\/p>\n<p>And then he spots a hulking black man sorting through goods in the back of an old truck&#8230; and Trevor is as confused as ever. That&#8217;s because Trevor has read enough of the stories by Kris P. Kreme to recognize Theo&#8230; the man who sells kinky mind-altering goods out of just such an old truck. And when he approaches to ask the man, assuming he might just get beat up for disturbing a random stranger, Trevor is just as shocked to hear that this somehow is&#8230; Theo, and he does happen to have one Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t come with instructions, but supposedly all he has to do is inflate it using only his breath, and think about what kind of slut he wants Veronica to be while doing so. When she touches both the inner tube and water, it will activate and she will instantly become that slut.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s finally going to happen, Trevor thinks, she&#8217;ll have the inner slut to match her outer hotness&#8230; but could Trevor be missing something in the process? Is he really ready for an insatiable slut with no limits?<\/p>\n<p>Find out and look for your very own Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube before the summer ends!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1837179\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0FMKQDG1P\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next up&#8230; That&#8217;s a Hot Booby Trap&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hitting the beach this summer with someone hot who inside may be as cold as the water? Reach for The Official Kris P. Kreme Inner Tube, guaranteed to bring out her inner slut! Trevor is with his regrettably conservative but hot girlfriend Veronica at a rented beach condo&#8230; and all he wants to do is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/08\/19\/its-officially-hot\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48055,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[287,318,4,1],"tags":[288,319,63],"class_list":["post-48053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hot-shots","category-hot-shots-2025","category-tales-from-the-kreme","category-uncategorized","tag-hot-shots","tag-hot-shots-2025","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/TheOfficialKrisPKremeinnertube-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cv3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":47949,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/08\/01\/next-in-august-2025-hot-shots-returns\/","url_meta":{"origin":48053,"position":0},"title":"Next in August 2025&#8230; Hot Shots Returns!","author":"Kris P. 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