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\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo SINgame Advertising by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Teresa is so proud that the video game console she got her son at a pawn shop near work has inspired the socially awkward and shy eighteen year old Cody to invite a pretty girl from school over. But as she works in the yard, letting the two play in his bedroom, Cody and Alice may be losing a game of their own to ever be anything but perverted deviants.<\/p>\n

That’s because all the quirky little two player generic versions of classic arcade games are set up to only be accessible on the system after an ingame advertisement is shown. And even though the advertisements seem more like colors and random words, they are turning Cody and Alice into horny perverts for each other one game at a time.<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

On a day when Teresa is finally planning on tackling the yardwork, she couldn’t be a more proud mother of her shy loner son Cody. And that is because Cody has actually invited a girl over, the neighbor girl Alice, one of the prettiest redheads in Cody’s school where despite his lack of experience with girls, they both are seniors together.<\/p>\n

Teresa is also feeling pretty good about the game system she found Cody at a pawn shop near her work, a game system apparently from some local arcade modder who set it up with tons of classic game clones, not the originals, but two player versions of similar classics. Apparently Alice is super into classic gaming and wanted to see the system when Cody mentioned it at school.<\/p>\n

But as the two sweet kids play, and Teresa spends most of the day working outside, they all could never imagine the chaotic consequences or intentions behind the occasional ingame advertisements the arcade modder who left it at that pawn shop set the system up with.<\/p>\n

Cody and Alice are enjoying the quirky games, games like Froggy, Rumbling Thunder, Hot Dog Time, Ghoulaga and more. They may not be the originals but they play generally the same set up for two players… and yet each one means a new SINgame advertisement… something distinctly set up by none-other-than SINtendo to turn these innocent gamers into just the kinds of gamers they specialize in entertaining.<\/p>\n

Will more and more of the ads they zone out watching have Cody boldly feeling up Alice, Alice eagerly getting turned on, and both of them screwing themselves senseless? Will Teresa remain clueless and proud that her son finally has a girlfriend, unaware how seriously fast the relationship is progressing? And is this just the beginning of a very successful way of drawing more gamers into the wonderfully wicked world of SINtendo?<\/p>\n

Find out after this quick advertisement for SINtendo SINgame Advertising.<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Next up… Time to explore…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Teresa is so proud that the video game console she got her son at a pawn shop near work has inspired the socially awkward and shy eighteen year old Cody to invite a pretty girl from school over. But as she works in the yard, letting the two play in his bedroom, Cody and Alice … <\/p>\n

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