{"id":48174,"date":"2025-09-11T18:23:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T23:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48174"},"modified":"2025-09-11T18:23:28","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T23:23:28","slug":"sintendo-gets-to-explore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/09\/11\/sintendo-gets-to-explore\/","title":{"rendered":"SINtendo gets to explore"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Tales<\/a>

Tales from the Kreme presents… SINtendo Explore and More by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Allison comes home in need of her husband’s iPad. She wants to research game applications to help a socially awkward kid named Simon. Simon spends all his time playing a quirky game called Whack-a-Mate, where a caveman smacks women on the head with a primitive mallet.<\/p>\n

But while her goofball husband looks up the game and gives Allison space to do her research, happily smacking women on their heads, Allison discovers her husband’s prior e-book purchases affected her search. By the time she realizes it’s porn, she’s already halfway into SINtendo Explore and More.<\/p>\n

But will her morbidly curious reading turn Allison into a Whack-a-Mate character, smacked slutty and stupid by her own husband?<\/p>\n

Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Over 11,000 Words of Kreme!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Arriving home from work at the end of a long week, school guidance counselor Allison knows her week isn’t over. That’s because she is determined to find a way of reaching a socially awkward child named Simon who spends way too much time staring at his phone and playing a quirky little game. But her efforts to help may end up instead helping her frequently horny kidder of a husband finally get the wife he always wanted.<\/p>\n

When Allison arrives home, she’s as unsurprised to find her husband Ray watching sports as she is by his always perverted tease of a greeting. He’s a goofball about always wanting sex, but she has always put up with him, both of them knowing she is the brains of the marriage. <\/p>\n

Yet when Allison asks to borrow his iPad, because the computer is down, and she wants to research game addiction treatment and maybe ways of using games to help bring a socially awkward kid out of the shell he has created for himself at school, Allison could never imagine the hilariously unintended mistake about to happen.<\/p>\n

SImon is a child who always has his face buried in his phone, playing a quirky little app game called Whack-a-Mate, essentially like the old game smacking moles but played as a caveman character who smacks various animated women with mallets in order to score points and win. It’s just a silly game and so when Ray asks about it, Allison tells him just to get him to stop being pervy about their sex life and let her use his iPad. <\/p>\n

While she looks up some research using an e-book search, typing in terms on his account, she could never imagine the top listed book is a porn book, something called SINtendo Explore and More. It’s about a mother helping her awkward son by giving him a game that requires others to be nearby, using cameras to incorporate those others into the game and encouraging more social interactions.<\/p>\n

But as she slowly figures out just how perverted this story she purchased and is reading is, Ray is happily lounging in the bedroom, tapping away at his new downloaded and installed Whack-a-Mate game, grinning at how fun it is. <\/p>\n

A sudden random thud reveals a big impact mark on the wall behind where Allison has been reading in the living room, presenting the very real possibility that their living room apparently is falling apart. But what neither could imagine is that while she reads a story about people being pulled into gameplay, she herself may have been included as a character in Whack-a-Mate, and her horny husband, while completely unaware, is eagerly trying to smack a woman in the game looking like his wife with an enormous comically large wooden mallet.<\/p>\n

Will Allison realize the disturbingly close calls she is barely avoiding before its too late, all while reading the more and more disturbing insight into the kind of porn her husband reads? <\/p>\n

Will Ray ever succeed in actually smacking that game woman that looks like Allison on the head, winning his favorite new little game?<\/p>\n

And if he does finally smack her, will Allison truly become flattened and then reinflated into a sex doll bimbo, with a mind purely for playing their own kinky little games?<\/p>\n

Find out in the most epic new book of SINtendo September, over 11,000 words of games on top of games, with not one twist ending… but two! Do you like them smart… do you like them bimbo? If you said both, you’re going to enjoy Tales from the Kreme presents… SINtendo Explore and More!<\/p>\n

 
\nNow On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

Next up… Get some style…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Allison comes home in need of her husband’s iPad. She wants to research game applications to help a socially awkward kid named Simon. Simon spends all his time playing a quirky game called Whack-a-Mate, where a caveman smacks women on the head with a primitive mallet. But while her goofball husband looks up the game … <\/p>\n

Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":48175,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130,116,320,4],"tags":[40,117,321,63],"class_list":["post-48174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sintendo","category-sintendo-september","category-sintendo-september-2025","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-sintendo","tag-sintendo-september","tag-sintendo-september-2025","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/TalespresentsSINtendoExploreandMore-cover1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-cx0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44861,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/08\/31\/september-means-sintendo-returns\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":0},"title":"September means SINtendo returns","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"August 31, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"This September get more than just your A game on, get your T&A game on with SINtendo! Ten brand new tales will explore everything from twisted takes on classic games to SINister mysteries and marital mayhem. There are tales of self-inflicted gaming gone wrong, literal mind-numbing frustration, cruel corruption, and\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"SINtendo","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/sintendo\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendo September 2022 Promo AD 2","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2022PromoAD2.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48111,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/08\/31\/its-almost-sintendo-september-2025\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":1},"title":"It’s almost SINtendo September 2025!","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"August 31, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Are you ready for SINtendo September? Are you excited about TEN brand new twisted tales of gaming all month long? Well then get ready to be horribly disappointed! There's unfortunately NOT ten tales... there's FIFTEEN tales! That's right readers, for the first time ever, SINtendo heads into bonus levels with\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"SINtendo September 2025","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/sintendo-september-2025\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendo September Promo AD","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2025PromoAD.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2025PromoAD.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2025PromoAD.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2025PromoAD.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-2025PromoAD.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":42665,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/09\/01\/its-almost-time-for-sintendo-september\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":2},"title":"It’s almost time for SINtendo September!","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"September 1, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"It's time to ask some very important questions about SINtendo... \u00a0 Why does SINtendo never advertise their games? How do they deal with the competition? What are the safety settings on a SINtendo system? ...and who do you call if a game just isn't as fun as it should have\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"SINtendo","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/sintendo\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendoSeptember-Ad","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-Ad.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-Ad.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-Ad.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/SINtendoSeptember-Ad.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":42014,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/09\/30\/sintendo-doesnt-miss-the-selfies\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":3},"title":"SINtendo doesn’t miss the Selfies","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"September 30, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Cooler weather is coming but the gaming will always be sizzling with SINtendo, so this month prepare for a whole new level of Selfies with a pair of games where even the losers are winners. This Selfies includes: SINtendo SuDIKu: Kari is as business minded as they come, enjoying success\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #30 - SINtendo September Special - SINtendo SuDIKu & SINtendo Shades by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Selfies30-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":45642,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/08\/31\/its-almost-september-which-means-its-time-forsintendo\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":4},"title":"It’s almost September which means it’s time forSINtendo","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"August 31, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"September is just about here and that means SINtendo September 2023 is ready to start! All new SINtendo stories throughout September with 10 stories appearing! Get ready to game with SINtendo September 2023!","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"SINtendo September 2023","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/sintendo-september-2023\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendo September 2023 Ad","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/SINtendoSeptember2023-promotionalAd.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/SINtendoSeptember2023-promotionalAd.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/SINtendoSeptember2023-promotionalAd.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/SINtendoSeptember2023-promotionalAd.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/SINtendoSeptember2023-promotionalAd.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":48232,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/09\/27\/sintendo-takes-reviews-seriously\/","url_meta":{"origin":48174,"position":5},"title":"SINtendo takes reviews seriously","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"September 27, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"After Bethany writes a brutal review of an upcoming SINtendo game too perverse to even publish the title of, she comes into work and finds that Grady, her boss, has been in a long meeting with two men in suits representing SINtendo. And while she wants to believe he would\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"SINtendo","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/sintendo\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"SINtendo This Game BLOWS! by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/SINtendoThisGameBlows-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48176,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48174\/revisions\/48176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/48175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}