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\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo VINtage Trash Container Kids by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

In the 1980s SINtendo felt the pinch of dropping profits. They branched out, capitalizing on their parody reputation by creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more of the time.<\/p>\n

When Rick and Katie head to a convention center to find the next vintage toy for their online channel, neither could imagine they are about to find one of the SINtendo parody products… illustrated sticker cards called Trash Container Kids.<\/p>\n

Just like the product they were based on, each perverse character on the cards has a twin, same illustration, different name, and after teasing each other with characters they think fit the other one, pairing those twins up may just turn Rick and Katie into them!<\/p>\n

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In the golden age of gaming, SINtendo was nearly crowded right out of the market. In order to compete and revive their well-known parody line, they branched out into creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more during the 80s. One of those parody products is about to be found!<\/p>\n

Presenting a brand new spinoff series of SINtendo, SINtendo VINtage, where other toys and products play just as kinky a games as any video game SINtendo ever created. And in this one, we meet an attractive young couple who have driven all night to be very early at a civic center convention hall in a city far from where they live. The convention center will be hosting a massive offering of all kinds of unsorted old toys and games once work lets out for the locals, but Rick and Katie have gotten there just in time to find what they are looking for.<\/p>\n

Rick and Katie work well together for their very popular online channel dedicated to finding, featuring, and restoring old toys and games. Where Rick leads the show, Katie offers inciteful research and presentations, as well as in his opinion being the sole reason so many new subscribers have joined. Katie is brains and beauty, the perfect combination, but it will take more than either to search through the massive endless clutter of a massive convention center warehouse space like this one.<\/p>\n

Rick was specifically told this was the place to be in their ongoing search for vintage toys and games, but they are just about at the end of searching and have not found a single toy worthy of the next episode, hours after arriving. And that is when they both happen to spot a stack of most unusual cards on a small marble top table in a dark back corner underneath a section identified as J5. <\/p>\n

At first they both assume maybe these are those old gross out illustrated sticker cards of the 80s that themselves were a parody of Cabbage Patch Kids… but upon getting close enough to read the old cards, they realize they have found exactly what Rick was told this place might have, vintage non-gaming products made by SINtendo.<\/p>\n

Both of them know the dangers of SINtendo, never featuring them on their channel, but neither knew until recently that SINtendo ever made other products, and these sticker cards are as harmless as they are perverse… or so they think.<\/p>\n

Just like the originals there are various illustrated characters with quirky little names, and just like the originals there are twins, the same illustration merely labeled with different names. What neither could imagine as they sift through the cards and tease each other by finding cards they think fit each other is that pairing the twin cards up and holding one in each hand may just turn them into that character!<\/p>\n

Dick DickHerdum is one of the cards Katie teases that Rick is like, the drooling silly expression. And he even agrees, though mostly winking at the massive bulge in Dick DickHerdum’s pants. Katie B. Preggo is what Rick finds, mostly because of the name Katie. <\/p>\n

As Katie goes off to get the contact information and see about their purchasing the stack of cards, Rick waits and sifts through the stack, deciding to match up pairs. He quickly finds Katherine D. Kumsucker, the matching twin to Katie B. Preggo. But after he finds his own card’s twin, Ricky RapesAlot… Rick quickly passes out unconscious and when he wakes, it’s a very different attitude he has, along with a massive erection he is drooling to use on a nearby woman there with her husband.<\/p>\n

Will Katie come back and wonder where Rick possibly could have gone? Will the woman’s husband return and find no sign of his wife? And will Rick truly be doing the most kinky impossible things with that wife, eagerly looking forward to doing the same to Katie? What about when Katie finds the paired twin cards Katie and Katherine? <\/p>\n

Find out in the epic introduction to a whole new line of SINtendo products, SINtendo VINtage Trash Container Kids. These cards will play games with your mind and body!<\/p>\n

 
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In the 1980s SINtendo felt the pinch of dropping profits. They branched out, capitalizing on their parody reputation by creating parody products of popular toys, games, and more of the time. When Rick and Katie head to a convention center to find the next vintage toy for their online channel, neither could imagine they are … <\/p>\n

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