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\"Bridget<\/a>

Bridget in a Barrel by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

On their way to their dorm room, Emily and Dakota are about to deal with the consequences of their third roommate Bridget’s admittedly dumb attempt at making a costume.<\/p>\n

Students aren’t being let into the building because as Diego, campus janitorial staff, informs the girls, Bridget is in a barrel.<\/p>\n

Often clueless, always happy, Bridget decided to make a Halloween costume, found an old barrel in the attic, and got stuck in it. Now with the risk of toxic mold in that barrel, Diego, Ethan and Andrew of the custodial staff are trying to free her.<\/p>\n

But is there something in the toxic odor coming from that barrel that can corrupt the mind and make everyone breathing it in horny beyond all control?<\/p>\n

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Emily and Dakota are on their way back to their dorm when the growing crowd outside the blocked off dorm rooms brings the most unexpected change of plans either girl ever experienced… and it might not be the last change of plans for either of them or their hapless simple sweet third roommate, Bridget. And that’s because as they are informed at the door by Diego, the older campus janitorial staff guy… Bridget is in a Barrel.<\/p>\n

HallowKreme gets downright silly sexy with a twisted little tale about making your own costume, and just what dangers that may involve.<\/p>\n

Holding back the rest of the growing crowd of curious coeds wanting back in the dorms, Diego lets Emily and Dakota go inside where outside the door to their room, they find Bridget, grinning embarrassed at her uniquely Bridget kind of predicament… being stuck in a barrel with her arms tightly pinned to her side.<\/p>\n

It seems that Bridget was determined to make her own costume, and in the process decided to pull down a very old barrel from all the junk in the dorm attic space. Since all the stuff in the attic, including the barrel could be infested with toxic mold, the campus staff has limited anyone else from entering, but are having difficulty figuring out the safest and most effective way of getting the barrel off of Bridget who doesn’t seem all that worried, always a carefree friendly girl.<\/p>\n

Explaining that she thought she could wear the barrel and be like one of those who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel for her costume, a costume she made that no one would accuse her of just dressing sexy and calling it a costume, Emily and Dakota are just quietly telling her what a weird idea that is for a costume.<\/p>\n

Their roommate and friend has always been a bit simple, happy, and blissfully clueless sometimes. But this situation seems to be the one with the most frustration, and poking fun at her, Emily is pointing out to Bridget that the barrel just kinda draws attention to the fact she has big boobs. And those big boobs along with the rest of her nice shape are only adding to the difficulty in easily removing her from the barrel.<\/p>\n

Hardly worried about the musty old barrel smell, certainly not the potential for toxic mold, Bridget is unaware of how serious the situation could be and Emily and Dakota are just asked to talk to her, keep her calm while Diego, Ethan, and Andrew of the campus custodial staff try and figure the easiest solution short of having to cut the barrel off of her. <\/p>\n

But could there be something in that musty old barrel smell surrounding Bridget that poses a risk no one imagined? Could breathing in the toxic scent actually be putting distinctly perverse ideas in the heads of those attempting to rescue her? And will her roommates be soon giving into desires they never had before, desires the campus janitorial staff men, as old as their fathers, seem uniquely qualified to satisfy?<\/p>\n

Find out as HallowKreme visits a sweet happy girl with a silly idea for a costume, one that in getting stuck in it, might forever change her and her roommate’s minds and bodies, to say nothing of their reputations.<\/p>\n

 
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The next treat is… turning Japanese…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On their way to their dorm room, Emily and Dakota are about to deal with the consequences of their third roommate Bridget’s admittedly dumb attempt at making a costume. Students aren’t being let into the building because as Diego, campus janitorial staff, informs the girls, Bridget is in a barrel. Often clueless, always happy, Bridget … <\/p>\n

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