{"id":48333,"date":"2025-10-17T17:19:29","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T22:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=48333"},"modified":"2025-10-17T17:20:17","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T22:20:17","slug":"dude-its-hallowkreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2025\/10\/17\/dude-its-hallowkreme\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude, it’s HallowKreme"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Trick<\/a>

Trick or Treat, Dude! by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When besties Anna and Oakley go to pick up their friend Sienna for a Halloween party, all three to be dressed in sporty sexy costumes, the last thing they ever expect to see is what they see when a hulking blonde handyman answers the door.<\/p>\n

The most virginal among them was always Sienna, but not with what the man introducing himself as the Dude is doing to her right there in the entry.<\/p>\n

And after he is done with Sienna, the Dude can’t have her friends messing up his latest vengeful renovation to put rich manipulative bad guys in their place. So he offers a Trick and a Treat to Anna and Oakley, but both may involve the kinkiest actions either girl has ever taken, especially with each other.<\/p>\n

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High school seniors Anna and Oakley are walking up the expensive driveway to their friend Sienna’s sprawling southwestern style mansion, but little do they know who’s waiting to answer that door on the other side of the private courtyard. But you can just bet… he’ll be happy to see them.<\/p>\n

That’s right, the Dude returns for HallowKreme! And he may be finishing a job but everyone knows the Dude can always make time in his busy handyman schedule for more fun with more girls!<\/p>\n

Anna and Oakley are talking costumes and the party they are all about to go to as soon as the two pick up Sienna who is supposed to be actually dressing as a cheerleader, a fitting addition to Anna’s sexy baseball player and Oakley’s sexy referee costume this Halloween. But while busty blonde Oakley enjoys teasing the boys, knowing it’s just what Halloween is all about for girls and their costumes, Anna is insisting they have better things to focus on, even if she does enjoy how her baseball costume shows off the boobs she finally grew over the recent summer.<\/p>\n

Neither is even worried about or curious over the parked handyman truck in the driveway they pass. They only start to wonder when Sienna isn’t at the outer courtyard door to meet them like usual. Sienna’s father is a big deal and has been responsible for a number of hostile takeovers of local businesses in recent months, so the fact the courtyard gates aren’t locked is unusual, but nothing is as downright obscenely shocking as when Anna and Oakley finally get a response knocking on the main doors.<\/p>\n

Instead of anyone they know answering the door after a number of heavy knocks, both Anna and Oakley stare in frozen shock at the hulking muscular blonde man who stands there, screwing Sienna up and down, while casually talking to them.<\/p>\n

The man is a beast, truly doing things effortlessly, and definitely doing a serious number on Sienna’s supposedly until now innocent young body. <\/p>\n

Unable to find the nerve to either fight or flight from the insane situation at the doors, Anna and Oakley find themselves staring as the Dude introduces himself, explains how Sienna’s daddy has been a very bad boy and he is teaching the man a lesson he won’t soon forget. But of course the Dude does his handyman renovations with all the right tools for the job and the best biggest most powerful tool he has is right there between his legs.<\/p>\n

Before the girls can find their nerve to finally run off, away from the brutish hulking horny man at the door, he mentions that he can’t have Sienna’s friends spoiling the fun too early… and using their costumes as inspiration, the Dude offers Anna and Oakley a trick or a treat, one for each of them.<\/p>\n

As much as they might want to leave, know they should leave, need to leave, a few conveniently used uses of the word bet in their interaction with the Dude has him steering them right around to his way of thinking.<\/p>\n

And Anna may be using her costume bat in ways she never intended, much to Oakley’s shock and arousal soon enough. <\/p>\n

It doesn’t matter what day of the year is is, there’s always a good home renovation project to work on… and who can renovate homes as well as he renovates the ones inside those homes, none other than the Dude. So get ready for HallowKreme… and Trick or Treat, Dude!<\/p>\n

 
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The next treat is…Treats In Spaaaacceeee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When besties Anna and Oakley go to pick up their friend Sienna for a Halloween party, all three to be dressed in sporty sexy costumes, the last thing they ever expect to see is what they see when a hulking blonde handyman answers the door. The most virginal among them was always Sienna, but not … <\/p>\n

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