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\"Peter<\/a>

Peter Geist Tourist Trapped by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Tate married the mother of twin college girls, and hoping to bond he is picking Elise and Ellie up from college for Halloween break. But as uncomfortable as twin girls bickering about boobs might be in the car, nothing could be worse than getting the girls unintentionally possessed by a ghost all in the town of Jacoby know well.<\/p>\n

Peter Geist’s dilapidated farmhouse has become a tourist hot spot in recent years, forever abandoned and alone among the empty overgrown weedy fields surrounding it. But this year Peter has found a way to lash out at those smart enough to stay outside his walls… in the form of a rust red metal chair close enough that if one sits in it, he can still possess them.<\/p>\n

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Over more than a hundred years, the dilapidated farmhouse outside the small town of Jacoby has earned quite the nasty reputation, and not for the conditions of its walls. It has become a place of mystery and twisted local legend, a place where supposedly a powerful ghost resides that can and does take possession of those unfortunate enough to step inside. But that ghost, Peter Geist is about to change the rules.<\/p>\n

HallowKreme gets hauntingly twisted for a man bringing his new wife’s daughters home from college for Halloween break.<\/p>\n

Tate just isn’t entirely sure how the twins Elise and Ellie will react to him picking them up from the dorms instead of their mother Myra. While they’ve both known him and known he was dating their mother, the unexpected plunge during the two months they’ve been in school to finally get married is a big step.<\/p>\n

So he is somewhat relieved when the girls get in the car unsurprised and kidding him, seeming completely at ease with finally having an actual father figure in their lives.<\/p>\n

But for Tate, the awkward moments only continue as Ellie teases Elise in her tight pink dress about somehow gaining the freshman fifteen in her bra. Handling silly arguments among teenagers is one thing, but Tate never prepared for the embarrassment of exactly this kind of awkward conversation and so he is definitely distracted the entire drive back home to Jacoby.<\/p>\n

And because of that distraction, Tate takes the wrong road, leading him the long way home, the less traveled rural road that happens to go past the storied old haunted farmhouse outside Jacoby.<\/p>\n

Figuring any topic is a better topic than listening to the sisters bicker about boobs, Tate is talking about the old farmhouse and the reputation it has had since even before his time. They talk about Peter Geist, the ghost that possesses people and makes them do things, turning them into warped versions of themselves.<\/p>\n

And while Tate would never endanger the girls or himself on any truth to the scary stories about the place, he does think it could be fun to look around outside the decrepit old building, take some pictures, give them a story they can share back at college. <\/p>\n

But how could any of them know that Peter Geist has been stretching his ghostly influence, discovering that the overgrown grass beneath a popular tourist trap rusty chair in front of the farmhouse hides a pipe, just close enough that if someone were to sit in that chair, Peter can possess them?<\/p>\n

Despising the tourist traps, the idiots who take selfies in front of his home these days, never quite getting close enough to let him have his fun, Peter is eagerly awaiting when the three get out of their car, and when the girls pose in front of the old farmhouse, Elise taking a seat in the old rust red metal chair… Peter Geist is quickly consuming her mind and body as he has always enjoyed doing. <\/p>\n

But this time, he will send a message… using Elise and Ellie. The only question is, how will that message be sent, a warning to stay away? And will Tate agree to the terms in sharing that message, all for the sake of getting Peter Geist to release the girls from his possessing influence?<\/p>\n

Find out in the seasonal classic as Peter Geist returns with all new abilities, and a pair of twins to play with.<\/p>\n

 
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The next treat is…Ill-logical…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tate married the mother of twin college girls, and hoping to bond he is picking Elise and Ellie up from college for Halloween break. But as uncomfortable as twin girls bickering about boobs might be in the car, nothing could be worse than getting the girls unintentionally possessed by a ghost all in the town … <\/p>\n

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